I Am A Sex Machine

Feeling: hungry

Make that current mood - Really HONGREEEE!!!! Why am I so damn sexy? I just spent the past 4 hours replacing the clutch in my friend's uber-cool little car. Guess what kind it is. A 1982 Subaru motherfucking Brat. Yeah, that's almost as sexy as I. :P We are most definately taking it to Pimp My Ride. It's all about the bling bling and the pinky ring. Word, mah niggah. I'm all sweaty, greasy and just waiting for one of you fine ladies to dust me off some and dance the night away. Who's in? I swear I won't cop too much of a feel. *wink wink* Nah, I'll be groping you all over the place. You know you like it. Oh yeah, giggity giggity. Geeking out tonight and watching Episode III at midnight. No, I'm not dressing up like a douchebag jedi in my moms old brown robe and a stick with red electrical tape. Unless some hot chick douches out with me. Sounds wrong, but you know what I mean. *Star Wars theme plays* I like this quote.

~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they please." --Pythagoras (582 BC - 507 BC)
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I like that quote. ben awhile before this update eh? I am pimpzor.
let me know if the movie is worthing paying ten something to see.
LOL thanx for that comment! I'll definatly take it into concideration. If I could I would definatly kill them!!

Talk to ya later!

XoXoX
A nice boy huh? =P looks like u need some attention as well as I. You should change ur comment button to sit on my "face" not head btw...unless ur talking about another head... hmmmmmm *thinks to self* Nice to hear ur listening to me again! I like it when im listened to he he. You got aim? if u do pm me sometime x6xxstaticxx9x
♥Beth
[Anonymous]
i need to see that movie...

i think its sad its all over now...

hey i heard a rumor that they are doing two more movies?

is this true?
grrr...
Yay for for me ^_^ yay for you ^_^ you are awesome for being psycho!
hahaha yes dance.
You're going to dance the night away at Star Wars? Sounds nice.

I think that quote's pretty rule.

.cait.
[Anonymous]
keep your lightsaber in your pants young man! *scraches butt and walks off* yah i have not a damn clue why i'm here either.
[Anonymous]
hey how have you been?
[Anonymous]
at least you're honest about the groping.
u got a pic to prove ur hott???