'Tis Time

Feeling: jumpy

So it's official, Harley is pregnant. Who is Harley you might ask? If you don't already know, she is my doting, loving, horribly cruel and unusual girl of a Mustang. I expect her to be due in about a year and pop out a 460 cubic inch big block engine with all the trimmings. I've decided not to supercharge it because I can't afford a drivetrain to handle it...yet. Too much? Nah. I expect a paltry 550 foot pounds of torque and an at least equal amount horsepower from the maniacal little beast. Mmm, it makes my pants water in anticipation. Yet another girl to suck the money out of my wallet. But you know what? She'll beat the shit out of just about anything on the road and they'll love it. Sniff my high octane exhaust of death bitches!!!!

~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week." --Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
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congrats on the bundle-of-joy-to-be. you must be so proud . . . i know i would be if i had a car like that. (= make sure to post lots of pictures so i can stea. . . uh, recognise your car. rofl.
ps i'm starting to think you should change that to 'quote of the month.' lmao
ryn - true, true .. . and yes, photos. i can change my oil and do a few other things, but engine tutorials are always nice. =P ps. i think you must like making your readers beg for more . .. entries.
i did take the illegal immigrants and their 25 kids into consideration but im like fuck it, it will still help legal citizens who cant afford insurance.
Trust me, you want to stay far away from these girls. They are, by far, the worst group of people I've ever lived with.
thank you :)
i like ur quote

i got a old 50something coup i want to fix up
good luck with ur girl