Happy Barfday To Me!!

Listening to: Conan Theme Music
Feeling: damned

Here's one for the books. The really crappy books that is. As “they” say, Fate will only get you so far before you make the rest of the trip yourself. “They” also say that destiny can, like Archimedes’ lever, put you in the place to change your universe and many others. So you have all these pieces in the world moving around, playing their parts, doing their thing essentially to get you in the straight pipe to what you’re supposed to do. It’s a nice thought to be sure. What creeps me out sometimes is the idea that I’m one of those “cogs” in Fate’s ever-grinding gears. So I’m working, playing, suffering in this world only to interact with certain people in certain ways to get them moving in certain ways to interact with certain people to act in certain ways with certain people ad infinitum et nauseum. I wonder what I’d give to be able to see even a piece of that latticework. But then again it’d be kind of like seeing into the future. Would the temptation to pluck the strings of Fate and watch the ripples spread from one simple wave of the hand be too great? Doesn’t matter. Rhetoric can be so much fun sometimes. Good stuff now, a.k.a. the boring shit. I’ve had 5 gigantic tests within a week for my automotive studies and have since developed a tic in my left eye. Stupid nerves I guess. I didn’t ace the school test because the prof was dumb and misspelled some questions. Did that piss the grammar nazi (me) off? Fuck yeah. I should’ve gotten an A dammit. I was robbed! Harley continues on her journey to perfection at the cost of my sanity. I want to put up some uber good pics of her up soon when I get a digital camera from a friendly friend. I turn 27 on Thanksgiving Day and I’m having a party the night before if any of you are in the area and might like to play. That’s about the news for now. I think I’ll write a new story soon. I’ve been lacking in that since I’ve lost half my life with those jobs. Oh yeah, and I ordered aboot 24 bottles of Jolt from a website that should hopefully arrive on or before my birthday party. Score one for the good guys!! :D

~-=Quote Of The Day=-~
"If this was easy it wouldn't be so hard." --Yogi Berra (1925 - )
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i know you are local as far as i am located. tell me of where this shindig is supposed to be played. id like to come by, seeing as how i have read your madness for awhile. -- fallen
i developed a nervous tic under my left eye a few months ago.

i swear it came on in the middle of a meeting at work, with some really important clients, and it haunted me on and off for about a month. then it moved between my eyes, and then it left me. thank christ.

my old boyfriend and i were always trying to find a place where you could buy snapple over the internet. we are in australia, we have only ever read and imagined snapple.
After this week, I think I need a case of Jolt cola.

My friend's birthday is on Thanksgiving as well. Maybe you should stick a candle in the turkey.

crazay
no I don't attend boums
ur layout is osm!! ♥

Erin*
helloo stranger, I got my sitdiary back again as you have seen :)

ohh it's your b-day tomorow
your becoming an old man!
haha, I hope you have a wonderful turkey/birth day

Thanks!
Happy Thanksbirthday.

Hope you had a good day.
A belated happy birthday to you, I hope it was 26 times better than the previous ones. You know the funny thing about the whole machine of life is somehow we are all cogs most of the time but somehow we also get to be the main attraction sometimes. What the hell is a cog anyway I don't think I've ever known exactly.
heeeeeeeeey dumbface, change your age!
you NEED this fag, to kick you in the ass and get the job done,..assmonkayyy!