Mello Yello Bello Smello

Listening to: L7 - Fuel My Fire
Feeling: destructive
I mean to go on a rampage soon. I mean serious death and destruction, mayhem, murder, and maybe even some plundering if it gets good enough. I'm going to try to take lessons to become like some guy out of a romance novel. I'm already a bit arrogant and chivalrous like most of those other dudes. I'm tall, dark/tan, and my mom thinks I'm handsome. :P Now I just need to become a duke, learn to speak with an english or french accent, get buff and oily, and learn everything there is to learn about being a hoity toity bastard. I think I'll do well. This is all because I watched Kate and Leopold the other day for some unforsaken reason. I was drawn in. I wanted to be the Duke. I want chicks to be interested in what I say. I'd like for them to think I'm some 19th century hunk. I'll wear the clothes, speak the lingo, and know what's to be known. Do you think me desparate? I think I just want to better myself and hone my skills at being a gentleman and suiter. Countdown ~-=Only 10 days until my birthday=-~ Feel free to send my naked postcards.
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So are these naked postcards of you or of the ones sending the postcard? If the latter, remember that what may be seen may be better left unseen. For example, think of all the tubby pugly chicks we went to school with.
[Anonymous]
happy ALMOST bday
[Anonymous]
Hah! I read those romance novels. And the really raunchy ones too. You'll need to have a bad past, a sarcastic attitude and a big peepee!
[Anonymous]
And who doesn't want to be Meg Ryan? She is thin, blonde, and cute as hell. Aren't all of us women just as whitty and intellegent as her? I know I have looks, brains, and an excellent sense of humor. I am old-fashioned and have morals, but I am in the same boat as you. Maybe I will pick-up a dingy blonde attidtude, begin to be slutty, and act as dumb as hell to get myself a boyfriend. It seems to work for all those other chicks.
[Anonymous]
Please don't change thinking that will get you a woman.I love you just the way you are.You are smart, funny, and a total fox!But I have to be honest and say without a job you don't seem very serious as an adult.Someone who is looking forward to the future with a woman.I know I look for that in a man We could always marry one another and not have to worry about any of it.We could have 10 kids and get the tax refund we know we deserve!!!
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