just an inside joke i'm not gay
[Anonymous]
"my pee still smells like coffee."

^that's gross and:

'whose giving me spankings?'

^my fifth grade teacher used to give us a spanking on our birthday for each year we'd been alive.

although most kids thought of it as a joke, i figured it was probably because she wanted to punish us for living.
to elaborate:

she was a mean, mean, witch of a woman.

-callie.
what????

dead people hanging from rafters????

WHAT????

baah.
presents

-gangstafishes
[Anonymous]
Did AJ leave me a comment?! I feel special, whee!! ...What're you doin for your B-day hm? You know I'm always up for spankin's. =P
[Anonymous]
I'll give you spankings, baby!I got your present right here, mister.Serioulsy, I have to work on your b-day, but I am off the three days before and the following weekend.RED DRAGONS her we cum!But if I spank you, will you spank me back?Do you want me to go to tea with you?Payback is always a bitch.
[Anonymous]
o0ooh *spank* lol

and ur pee still smells liek coffee eh? who sniffs pee....?? hehehe don worry i still luff ya.

++++
[Anonymous]
well hohohoho!lol.
Happy Birthday.
Nice to know that you have the time in interest to smell and experiment with your urine maybe it is kidney stones... hey you never know.!
[Anonymous]
perhaps you should cut back on the coffee. Give yourself an ulcer or some shit like that. :( 6 days till the big 25? woo hoo! celebrate!
~Janet
[Anonymous]