Two words: Dennys, and retards. These little bits of genius were overheard last evening by yours truly whilst sitting with a friend in Dennys next to a retarded couple. And I'm not talking stupid retarded either. These were just about bonafied retards. Ahem... Girl: "Our waitress looks like an old crackhead." A disgusting flirt said to me after brushing his arms against mine and saying that we can team up on his girlfriend: "We're sweet on each other." Retard girl attempting to say monogamous to retard boy: "Managanous?" I was yelling at myself in my head "MONOGAMOUS YOU FUCKING TARD!!" Girl to boy: "I know you didn't smoke that much crack today." Girl: "That chick’s ass is as big as the moon." Girl to boy: "You're going to be shittin' fire tomorrow." Girl: "Remember, I'm a mom, ok?" That just shouldn't be. I think I'm going to hell. Wait. I know I'm going to hell. Anybody want to join me in the hand basket? I may put something interesting in here later. But knowing me, that's doubtful.

~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." --Mae West (1892 - 1980)

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Additional quotes from the night said by yours truly and friend: Me: "My favorite color (of a girls t-shirt) is wet." Me and friend: "Awww, retards in love." A scary movie idea: "TARDS...ON...WEED!!!" He came up with the term "festivious." The end. Thank you for your cooperation.