Yes, I said Happy VD. That stands for Valentines Day. :P Yet another classic example of American commercialism and the human capacity for mindless compliance. Why aren't there "holidays" for other saints? There are literally hundreds of saints in the Catholic world, and the only 2 that I can think of involve either chocolate or profuse drinking. Saint Patrick’s day for the straight-edger’s. :P It's just a damn ploy to sell cards, crappy toys and gifts. Don't get me wrong, I love giving gifts to my women-folk, but why do I have to wait for one day of the year to show my infection...I mean, affection. Just like Christmas. Fuck Christmas. I'm gonna give people presents all year round for all that fat jolly fuck could care. And Santa used to be GREEN! Damn Coca-fuckoff-Cola started changing his colors to theirs for promotional campaigns. Santa is a whore. Am I bitter? Nooooooo. I hate the way all these businesses, corporations, and idiots take something that might actually have been a nice concept, pervert it, chew it up, and regurgitate some down-syndrome lobotomized version of what it once was. I like giving flowers to my girls at all times of the year. I'm just a hopeless romantic with a deep-seated hatred for changing a good old fashioned idea into a money-making scheme. I need to make up my own holiday.