I'm Old As Fuck

by joltbloodedpsycho
Listening to: Nirvana
Feeling: crabby

Yep, I'm 26 today. And exactly how old is fuck? Anybody in the southern California area is welcome to come to my party tonight which starts at 7 Post Meridian. PM for those of you who don't know your time lingo. Try to bring liquor, food, or cheerleaders. My phone number's in the Pound That Meat entry a few days ago if you need "personal" directions. Oh yeah, giggity, giggity. :P No need for presents, I just want people to have fun and give me a lap dance. Good times.

~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "I am a man: I hold that nothing human is alien to me." --Terence (185 BC - 159 BC)
~-=Addendum=-~ I hate you all for not calling or coming to my birthday. I was sadly saddened. Meh.
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Ha, 26. Happy fucking birthday you fucking old ass fucker. So, 7 p.m. is it, I'll do my best to be there. If I leave now, and don't hit any traffic, I just might make it. Well, even if I can't, have a good one, toss back a Jolt for me, and tell me all about the presents you get. I 'll bet none of them are as good as the cookies I sent by express courier, a.k.a. Serena.
[Anonymous]
ur awful trusting , inviting anybody to come... odd stuff. Happy birthday..and Really how old is fuck?
[Anonymous]
happy birthday just think in about 20 years you will be the one yelling at kids to get the hell off you your lawn hows that for fun.
happy birthday buddy!
i'm so sorry i couldn'tcome :-(
i'm all the way in nc :-( tear tear,
and i had to spend today drinking alone without you:-( and listneing to sad songs people have dedicated to me:-(
awww.
hug to buddy!
and a kiss for buddy too!
now for the birthday spankings!!
Wow, "fuck" is old.
Happy belated Birthday!
[dra]
happy birthday man! dont be sad. twenty six isnt old. its my birthday next friday, i will be 22! are you a saggitarius?
Thanks! Hope you had a great bday! =)
[Anonymous]
happy birthday, fractional infinity.

everyone should have a happy birthday.

i might have gone to your birthday party, if i lived in southern california. that would have been odd, but interesting.
id have gone if:
a) i was in socal instead of wisconsin
b) id have seen the entry before today

happy belated birthday
and (ryn) yes, these painful days are indeed merry anyhow,
im incredibly optimistic - to the point of frightening people, i think
ah well, its fun

take care, (=
aaaawwww. Happy belated birthday.
aw, thanks for saying i rock. it means the world to me. you, indeed, also do. i've always meant to comment on your diary. i always see your name and think it's cool and stuff. i've always been too intimidated to do so. because of how rad you are and such.

your background reminds me of the beach and millions of newly-walking toddlers.
oh, and happy belated birthday. lap dance? alright. i'll be right over.
yes, intimidated. i'm quite shy. but now that you've said i could, i'll leave rambling comments that, often times, make no sense.

if i'm old, then you're not old. so there.
hey, im lana! how are yah? i like ur diary, how was ur party? i hope it went well! take care, lana XXxxXX