Lame Ass Quiz Pt 1 -=How many times have you whacked-off since last night?=- Too many times. -=What kind of plague would you be?=- THE Plague (bubonic) -=You're missing 2 fingers, which ones?=- My pinkies, I hate them, they're useless. -=What is your most haunting fear?=- Loosing teeth. -=Name 2 things that you wouldn't want to find in your butt in the morning.=- Richard Simmons, a bottle of vaseline. -=How many hairs can you count on your navel at this moment?=- 133 -=Do you like boobies?=- Most definately. -=Ever licked a dead animal (not including food)?=- Not in recent recolection. -=What are you wearing on your lower torso?=- Shorts. -=What's under those?=- Undies. -=What does it smell like?=- Crack. -=If you could be any superheros gay sidekick, whose would you be?=- Wonder Woman. -=What 3 muscles in your body would you want to be sore right now?=- Tongue, cheeks, and @$@#%^#@%$ There it is, part one of the stupidest quiz in the world. Pass it on. Enjoy. -=Addendum=- WHY THE HELL IS -lexiegivesadvice- ADVERTISING?!?!?!