The Cake

Listening to: Damage Plan - Pride
Feeling: haunted

1. A serenade of the Ramones song "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend." 2. I'll treat you like a queen. 3. A slap on the ass at appropriate times. That's what I have to offer. Not much I realise, but it's what I've got. Let the bidding begin...again. I still want to delete this. I put up the link to the chatroom and I've seen only 2 people including myself in it. Makes me sad. :P Why would I want somebody like her? I don't want somebody like her, I want her.

~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?" --Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

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hey hey
What's so bad about that? Guys who can cook are usually gay, anyway. :oP Haha

~*Kristina
[Anonymous]

I bid a mustang and a cougar. (I like the wild animals.)

I tried to go into your chat room but I guess since I use AOL instead of AIM, it won't allow me. :(
[Anonymous]
I have tried to go into your chat room also and it won't let me in.
hey did you know that turtles can breathe through their butts??? ha...just thought id letcha know :) have a nice day!
Haha, i aint bidding :P
ima so bored righto now. i've been emailing in slang to my friend in adel (aus, duh!!!!), and she's so cute. haha. unlike you :P
So....umm....im still bored.
Omg! i'm sad too. My teta (grreat aunt) is going back to melb in aus. i don't want her to go .
Man, you gotta post my love story, dedicated for me on this SD thing!!!
Oh, and man......You gotta find a lady!
Haha, can see that, i can :P
Lmao. Bubyes :)
[Anonymous]
hey, love. I'm back!

party on!
[Anonymous]
you rock

party on!
[Anonymous]
Dammit. You have more game than me.
I should do something about this.
Like get a superhero outfit together and wear that to the bars.
All females love a man in tights.
Shit, I knew I forgot something.
Damned celery.
I tried using pomegranates, but to no avail.
Celery it is.
Hey, sounds like you really like/love her... whoever she is. By the way, nice guys don't always finish last. There are princesses out there waiting to meet that one nice guy. You're probably it. Take care. Gwen.
[Anonymous]
1. Not exactly the best song to serenade, if you insist on doing it (which I can´t recommend at all, but, no, go ahead, it might be funny).
Something a bit more subtle might be called for.
2. That´s good. That´s very very good.
3. Appropriate times for a slap on the ass are few anyway, and not very tempting at the best of times.
Better think about it twice, it might be answered by a punch in the head.
[Anonymous]
I never doubted your dumbness.

I´ll get the ice-cream if you bring the beach.
[Anonymous]
What´s taking you so long?
The ice-cream´s melting and I still can´t see a grain of sand.
[Anonymous]