I declare the 3rd week of March officially "Dumbfuck Drivers Week." I realize that every second of the day is meant for dumbfuck shitfaced bad drivers, but this week seems to be exceptional. Let me see... Example 1. At least 3 of my friends have been in near-accidents this past week. And it's only Tuesday! Example 2. My friend and his father actually got into an accident yesterday. Good thing they're ok or there'd be a bloodstain in the street with whomever plowed into theirs' name. And Example 3. I, myself, this evening nearly t-boned some, how shall I put this nicely, fuckfaced-asslicking-shiteating-fartstain of an idiot cuts across 2 lanes during rush hour 15 feet in front of the closest person. I, being in the inner lane and having magnificacious and amazing driving skills, swerved my automobile into the suicide lane in time to honk and wonder what the fuck this person was thinking cutting off 10 people in high traffic. I should be put in charge of giving out licences. Remember folks, it's a privlege, not a right. Just like spandex.

Quote Of The Day "Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves." --Robert Anton Wilson