Feeling: Jolted (had to do it)

Fine! I'll update this damn thing. Sorry, my 'puter has been harassing me to update. She's worse than having a wife who's on the rag all the time. I have a Jolt in hand. It's nice. I watched that crack-addict written movie Looney Tunes Suck Ass Again. The only good part about that lame flick was Daffy drinking a Jolt whilst watching the derelict James Bond beg for his son to save his life on the wall t.v.. Same stupid movie formula, same results: stupid movie. My tax return shall yield me a whopping $105 which I hope to use to get a tattoo of the eye in the pyramid (from the dollar bill) on my upper forearm or below my left collar-bone. Or I'll just end up buying some more car parts. Either way is good for me. My hands smell of the oil from the Model-A I'm working on in class. It had been sitting in a yard for Buddha knows how long. It had collected dirt, oil, and water in it's oil pan over the years creating what I could only call the fertile pan of ass-smelling oil. Ever been to a swamp? Ya, it smelled something like that. Ass-sweat, catpiss, and mud from the bottom of Bela Lugosi's tomb. And I got to clean it out with my bare hands and some Simple Green. Good times. Vampire game this Friday. Anybody want to go? I can imagine the responses just rolling in for that one. I bought 2 new books: The Monk and House Of Leaves. The Monk is supposed to be a classic about a pristine man of "God" who lusts for a woman, rapes and kills her in the crypt of a saint, becomes hunted by the Inquisition, sells his soul to the devil, and otherwise has a good time. House of Leaves on the other hand, is just insane. The book design itself drew me to it. It starts off normally with pages with paragraphs and such. Soon there are footnotes in small blue boxes in the middle of the page and some are backwards. Some pages have only one sentence in the middle of the page. Some have a few sentences and they're written at an angle to the page. It's all askew. I louvre it. I'm still waiting for the House of 1,000 Corpses Special Edition to come out. I'm gonna have to give that Rob Zombie a talkin' to. Dawn of the Dead comes out soon. Me can't wait for brainsssss.s.s.s.s......

Quote Of The Day "It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety." --Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)

~-=Addendum=-~ I forgot to mention some stuff about House Of Leaves for anybody who cares: The house is bigger on the inside than outside, voices and an unholy growl permeate the walls. Good times.