Poetaytoe Salad

by joltbloodedpsycho
Listening to: KMFDM - Blackball
Feeling: ready

Ummm...update update update. That's all I've got. Yeah, I'm lame like that. Anybody got any idears?

~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." --George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)

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make up a story or converstion i need a bed time story
i miss you from you're camping trip. i miss you muchos
Everybody likes the idea of you writing a story. You're gonna have to do it, no escaping your destiny.
Um, genitalia.
[Anonymous]
heh, that was supposed to be lazy eye. i hate typos..
[Anonymous]
I work during the week now but I have weekends off and should have free time soon if you want to hang out some time. OH for the record that was not an update hahaha bastard.
how about, what would happen if a midget in a clown suit with a lazy named Larry stabbed you to death while walking home from a gay bar on Christmas eve then preceeded to sodomize your dead body with a fruit cake and sevral christmas orniments? is that a good enough idea? add more details if you want..
[Anonymous]
i want a hippogriff more.
i'm all about crazy talk. thank you for leaving me boobies. you don't know how much that means to me. *cries* you're rad.
[Anonymous]
hahah ok ill live...
i like poetaytoe salad.
[Anonymous]
i think you should write your life story.
[Anonymous]
Tell us a story of the umbrella you had as a child. :-p
[Anonymous]
hey whats new
[Anonymous]
Your not that creepy, I just don't know you. Ne ways that sounds fun.
haha yeah i'm a QT... can't stop thinking about him... what can i say i'm a chronic masturbater... hahaha... ohhh well... cross your fingers/hooves for me!

party on!
[Anonymous]
Okay you don't have cooties. But how do I know--lol. What kinda stuff are you into?
I assure you I don not have cooties, but I don't know about you--you seem to know a lot about them.
Well thanks for oggling then!
Should I be scared?? lol.
hey i like your diary...
[Anonymous]
Ummm...write another story...or better yet, you should write a prequel to the other one. :-)