im going to break into the white house and steal all thier cookies care to join me in the cookie theft theroy 12808. my plan A is unbreakable.
You'd never be annonymous? Are you offering sex?
DAMNIT.. well, i mean if YOU wanna...mayybeee...


PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!


note: I have no shame.
haha no no, my friend was just being a flamer and makin fun of me.. hah. I didnt think you'd notice!
happy festive season, fractional infinity! (if that IS your real name). hope its filled with good laughs and nice food. :o)
hello there!! cool diary huh?! teecee always... ciao!
[Anonymous]
interesting title you have there. why are you feeling rejected? is that why you're asking why? well, i honestly don't know. i'm sorry. i wish i could help more.

i hope you had a rad christmas, dude. take care :)

~katie
my weekend was super minus the fact my main gift reived broke. but this is ok im planing a stake out and a bunch of friends a plaining on going to the factory that makes the device and eat stake in front of them that should show the basturds. muahahah.

i rock? hmmmm
how does one rock?
well in that case you rock as well.
ill call you cheer machine and dress you up like a robot to hide your coolness from all the cool stealing friends haha. i dont want them to notice your cool and make money off of you. only i shall do that.

sue away i say
what gives you pain also gives you cash.
what the freak two comment did send its all the freaks fault i tell you.they run by all the time a freak things up. i guess they didnt think the comment where comment worth
ill just have to try heard with this one.

lets go swiming in jello
well im off to work. see you around cheer machine or should i say

ROCKET SOCKET CHEERBOT!!!!.

[not sold in stores]
Not feelin' the marriage thing but cookies [as previously established] are always good.
Meg
guess what im going?

thats right wareing a to to
breaking glass aka hearts
and dance while screaming like a crazy lady.
hey jolt man, i added you to my long list of mates. c'est okay?
well my babbling is meaningless at times i just write and when i do i cant stop.

china is a super place. to me its like candy to a child.
oh how i love candy.
oh yeah and mondays and tuesdays and thrusdays and sundays.
have you ever been chased by a bb gun.
when im grow legs and is casing me now. i kind of told him was a useless basturd. and tell me tell you.
you dont tell any gun that they are useless.
i made a shoe and now im going to eat it. what some
wait minus that ideal just come over to my palce with your glow in the dark underware on i need a night light and my firend fork will take over the white house.
yes you may have the secret room just as long as i dont find you making out with the dead the only makeing out thats going to go on in there is between me and my GI Joe.
well sence i think your super neat i guess you can make out with a barbie i dont know how ken with feel about that though ill just have to sleep with him so he will not get made at you for stealing is women.

your lucky i have your ass covered with a blanket or ken would kick it.
if i mail myself out to you can we play cops and robbers i want to be the robber tho.
super ill be your cheerleader. and you will ware you glow in the dark underware and we will dance like crazy people in the dark. then drink wiskey and paint the town green.
I just had to make the comments 50 I couldn't help it. I really have nothing to say.
Why what? why do i think you're the greatest person ever? because you simply are.
bep i have a new button and i call it. china hip hop
can i turn you into a jack in the box and hide you in my closet and play hide and go seek
thank you

thats a big number are you sure about that

p.s a ball goes bounes
i think im runing out of gas you have any money so i can go to the gas station to get more. to recharge myself for the day.
i dont know about that spoil part i might become a ugly rottin cheerleader if you do that. which would not be good.

p.s can you make my hair look like a title wave ?
does sound good. i think i might as well to so im off to playing some nonsence on my keyboard in a to to that look like im in the nude. you have a nice day now.
To answer the entry question: Because.
To me it was freakin' halarious which is why I lost all ability to anunciate due to laughter but I am sure the person on the other end didn't find it as funny. I didn't mean to say it- it just came out.
yeah well some times i get down when they just look at my layout and ask for codes. but thank you very much for the comment dear. yes yes i might just go friends only as well.

your comments give me joy by the way.

:)
that would be swell after we are finshed with eating them you can make a house out of the stixs and throw a open house and have grasshopers as or guest. ramble away....
haha oh joy. i bet your farts smell like roses.haha. well they proply smell better then jall does.
i have always wonder what it would feel like to sleep in a tree house minus the house. i say we try that place to sleep.
haha...i love your ramblings :)...your awesome!! hehe...well just thought id say happy holidays and all that great stuff :D

Krystal
well ill have a first aid kit handing ill just attach it to my aim and i can become a robot and we can bust out the robot moves and hope not to break the tree.
if a robot cant do that then it an't no robot of mine.

we so have to go ice skating with it.
well
1.ice skating is cool
2. it will be more cool with a robot
and that because robots are the shit
3.i was saying that out of my ass.
it talks to much i will soon have to get some duck tape to tape the crack. yes yes sickness it is.
4.is if we get notice then we can become famous and sell out because that is the cool thing to do.

and my point in all this is that cool is awsome.

by the way jake had a dog and his name was noddle and that noddle was good.
super. sleep dreams cowboy.
i love frankie. and that quote.
hello there. merry christmas eve, if you do that kind of thing!
aw i feel quite special for being called chicadee! not a christmas person? does that mean you're a chanukah person? or a nothing person? i hope you still get presents :)
because the sharks are in the ocean and they are killing all the little fishes.
you will resive shit in a bag have fun playing with it. it will make you feel more like a kid again let me tell you that. i wonder if my mother ever took pictures of me in the bath when i was little or better yet in a bath with my best friend wouldnt it be weird if she still did such things now.
Heh heh that's some damn good quoting.

:oD
well i was speaking in terms of my mother giving me a bath with my friend as when i was little. but i guess someone eles would be better.

i say we go fishing in the sky. we shall catch amazing fish by i mean fish i mean stinky homeless people is that wrong to what to fish for homeless people if so we shall go fishin all night long.
super duper.

maybe to the last part of the comment maybe....


you like chinese food i know alady from china you wanna be her friend. i meet her at a whore house the other day she said she do for 5 Cent. or for dog meat.i cant remember hahaha.
hot background!
well at least its not the shit i can only guess what would come out of the hole when.

haha when your doing the whoes you ill turn on the flaming lips song yoshimi battles the pink robots but in really like yoshimi will be battleing one robot ahaha. oh sweet fun times.
i do not drink
im feeling sadin wont you tell me a joke or send me some of that magical liquid
:0 :)

you what to know where the bigest smile on this earth is right know. yes yes thats right on my face. tee he he.

dont die
:( oh no it desaper that smile
ahaha oh wait ill take out my magic bring back to life machine. then you will never have to die.
:) oh yeah its back haha
ROBOTS ARE THE SUPER NEATO
SO ARE YOU ROBOT BOY ;)
Indeed we must
[Anonymous]
merry christmas!
Maaaaaaaary Chris Moose!!!

:oD
place snow flake on tounge.