well, three days. It's not my record, but it's close. That's how long i worked at the cafe. the boss called me last night to tell me she thought the work was "too hard" for me. So, ovbiously, serving coffee and making sandwiches is too hard for me. Imagine what it'd be like having a Real job. I probably couldn't even get one. oh by the way i'm probably fired from the gym where i do reception. i called again today and nobody's telling me anything, so... i have no idea if i should come in tomorrow or not. Basically i want to die. So, that's my story.