so, it was 4:18. i had a blunt rolled up. no one to smoke with. i said, "fuck eeeit, take it to the dome." went outside. sat on the porch. chiefed about halfway thru when... i saw the biggest squirrel ever. it was in my backyard right by these other two squirrels and a bunny. it was a giant compared to the other two squirrels and it was the same size as the bunny. it started moving. the blunt was almost done. it jumped on the fence. i was afraid it was going to attack me. i said, "fuck that, im going inside." i put the roach out. i went inside.