I need to choose a major soon and I have no idea as to what I'm going to pick. It frightens me and I can't believe I am growing up. (All my entries henceforth will contain proper capitalization and grammatical usage in an attempt to mirror the respectable and concerned yet powerless member of society I am to become. I will, however, try to hold onto my youth like a sentimental keepsake, continuing on in littering my entries with that pitiful self-reproach along with the misdirected and annoyed, although often humorous, observations any reader has surely come to expect of me.)