Quotes

Feeling: alive
Okay, this one I own. Treeflame wrote this down while discussing the possibility of Methos' name meaning 'Fear'. Duncan: I am Duncan McLeod of the clan McLeod! Methos: I am Fear. Duncan: Why am I holding a sword? Let's do something else today....Can I buy you a drink? *************** - JAMES: You saved my life. - BOND GIRL: We all make mistakes provided by Emma and Corrinne :) *************** - What do you think? -I think one of us has lost his mind. *************** - Other people leave a mark on the world, you leave a stain. *************** - Oooh, I wanna be just like you...all I need is a lobotomy. *************** - Go to hell! - I've been to hell and back so many times I've got frequent flyer miles. *************** - Are you drunk?! - Ofcourse. *************** - Are you okay? - Okay? What's okay? I haven't seen okay in years. *************** - I'm not high! - I guess you're just naturally fucked up. *************** - You really think I'm a complete idiot, don't you? - So you're a mindreader. *************** - There is no sadder sight on this earth than a jock trying to think. *************** - Do we have 'anything' resembling a plan? *************** - Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. *************** - Your father has a big surprise for you. - I'm adopted? *************** - I'm gonna hit you so hard that, when you wake up, your clothes are gonna be out of style. *************** - I trusted you! - I hope that's the last mistake you made. *************** - What happens now? - Now, we die. - Well, that's a bad plan. *************** - A car for my birthday? But I don't know how to drive. - Ah well, there's a jaws-of-life in the trunk. *************** - Jesus Christ!!! You come tearing in like Rambo without a jock-strap! *************** - Now what? - Now we get the really big fucking guns. - Hallelujah! *************** - When I open a can of whoopass on somebody, it's industrial size. *************** - You're loving this, aren't you? - Are you kidding? I finally get the chance to shoot people! I just wish all my old teachers were here! *************** - Xanax, they relax me. You want one? - No thanks, I drink. *************** - My God, the best years of my life are gone...and they sucked. *************** - We're talking to each other and I wonder 'what's this feeling I'm getting?' - Nausea. *************** - Are you guys gonna hurt me? - Unfortunatly no. *************** - If this marriage was a horse, you'd shoot it. *************** - Are you stabbing that woman? - No, performing an emergency appendectomy. *************** - I love you, why do you think I put up with you? - I don't knwow; I thought you had a disorder or something. *************** - You're drinking too much. - I have braincells that will remember this evening. I want them destroyed! *************** - I know, I know, you think I'm insane. - Not at all, otherwise we wouldn't be able to sue you. *************** - Who's using the family braincell today? *************** - Since when do you care about me? - I don't, it's the drugs. *************** - He's okay. - Snitches re-emerge from maffia cars looking healthier then him! *************** - If you keep putting your foot in your mouth, you'll be getting athlete's tongue. *************** - What's wrong? You're as jumpy as a french poodle. *************** - I don't like guns. - You prefer knives? *************** - Hey, don't mind me, i'm just a fly on the wall. Not even a fly...I'm a gnat, a tiny little gnat. - Nice ego. *************** - But, but... - No but's, except yours...up there! *************** - I've got a lot on my mind. - What mind? *************** - Are you sure he's dead? Maybe you just really really hurt him. *************** - Well, when you're my size you're either very dead or very unconscious. *************** - He's a lizard; I always expect him to shove off his skin. *************** - This is gonna keep me amused for long after my lifetime. Hell, if I'm reborn, I'm probably gonna come out giggling. *************** - I'm not an idiot! - Do you have that in writing? *************** - I'm gonna kill you! - Get some new material, man. *************** - Who's that guy? - I don't know, he's not wearing a toe-tag. *************** - Oh no, don't kiss him. I may throw up. *************** - When you have an attitude, who needs experience? *************** - You can't talk to me like that! - Sure I can , I'm a lawyer. *************** - Dude's crazy! - Like we're not? *************** - Are you insane? - Isn't it a bit late to start asking that? *************** - Don't just stand there trying to think! *************** - When I was in Vietnam on a photoshoot, a six-foot tall yankee sergeant ignored my polite suggestions. I believe he still walks with a limp and wonky vision. *************** - Harvey said you were a cow. - He was right. *************** - Is this your family? - Until I get into the witness-relocation-program, yeah. *************** - I've waited twenty years for this! - The term 'compulsive obsessive' mean anything to you? *************** - You're out of your mind! - Yeah, but still a lot of fun to be with. *************** - I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna shoot his foot off! *************** - You killed him! - Nah, he's just resting. *************** - I kill people. - Well, if you were perfect, you wouldn't be single. *************** - You've always been nobody. You invented nobodyness! *************** - How long you've been here? - let's just say I'm on a first name basis with the roaches around here. *************** - Ignore her, she's drunk. At least, I hope she is...otherwise I'm in trouble. *************** - I heard that! - Well, I said it out loud. *************** - This is the greatest day of our lives! - Did the kids run away? *************** - This is bad. - No, Michael Bolton is bad, this is a nightmare! *************** - My mood is like a black bog. - Without the duckies? *************** - I can't help but notice we might be outnumbered. - I can't help but notice we might be dinner. *************** - Crawl from under that rock you're hiding under and I'll drive this truck right up your ass! - How colourful. *************** - There are a lot of reasons not to kill you, none of them being that NASA will miss you. *************** - Hey man, if you back-paddle any more, you're gonna moonwalk through that wall behind you. *************** - "What are you doing, Dave?", he asked in a voice way too calm to be sane. *************** - A pessimist is just an optimist with all the facts. *************** - I'm gonna tear your lungs out, you son-of-a-bitch! - Ah, well...all in good time. *************** - If everything else fails, read the instructions. *************** - He prised his nails out of his knees and spoke one vowless, unutterable word; a sound which the human larynx would never be able to reproduce under normal circumstances. *************** - Do you know what a pawn is? - Yeah, it's a shrimp. - That's a prawn. *************** - What about I clean your mouth out with a steelbrush! - What about I kick you so hard in the balls, they get lodged in your nostrils!! *************** - It's three in the morning and I'm standing all alone in the docks. Why don't I just pin 20 bucks to my ass and scream 'Victim!'? *************** - Did you just kiss me? - No, my lips slipped, I'm kinda clumsy. *************** - Do I hear what I think I'm hearing? - The echo in your head? *************** - I think we should keep an open mind, mine is wide open. - I can feel the breeze. *************** Okay, this rant came out of 'The Demolition Man' and was brought by Dennis Leary. I loved it. - I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy who sits in a greasy spoon and wonders: "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy and fries?" I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese, okay! I wanna smoke a cuban cigar the size of Cincinatti in a non-smoking section! I wanna run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body, reading Playboy Magazine! Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to, okay pal?! I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year old virgin sitting around in his space-pyjamas, drinking a banana-brocolli shake, singing 'I'm an Oscar Mayer Weenie!' *************** - I hope they fry the one who did this and that it takes a long time and that in the middle of it, a fuse blows and they have to start all over again. *************** - Sigmund Freud would've had a field-day with you. *************** - What did you do today? - I don't remember... - Not a thing? -...No.... - Now I know how American Gladiators stay on the air. *************** - Oh Blunder! *************** - What is he talking about? - I stopped asking myself that a long time ago and I'm a lot happier for it. *************** - You're not over me, yet! - I take longer to get over a speedbump. *************** - I don't know you, I don't like you, as of now I'm al over you. *************** - Ah, weird things happen. I once saw an entire chorusline of purple wombats doing a danceroutine on the edge of my bathtub........Ofcourse, I was pretty drunk at the time. *************** - If you drop dead om me, I'm gonna shoot myself and come after you! *************** - If he weren't rotten, mean and crazy, he wouldn't have a personality at all! *************** - What's in this? - Don't worry, it wont kill him. *************** - If you all talk at the same time, i can't seperate you from the voices in my head! *************** - Where's your Christmas-spirit? - Stashed away with my Bigfoot pictures and my Alien probe. *************** - I'm not yelling, it's an echo. *************** -Do we have an understanding or do you wanna see if you can breathe through your forehead?! *************** - I'm sure inside he's not so bad. - Gimme a scalpel, I'll go look. *************** - Dave, the TV's not turned on. - Shh! I'm watching this. *************** - You're stoned out of your skull!!! - You say that as if it were a bad thing... *************** - Man, are you crazy? - I prefer the term emotionally challenged. *************** - They better kill me when they're through, cause otherwise, I'm comin' after you! - Bring it on! *************** - I'd like my eggs lightly scrambled, like my brain. *************** - We're gonna tear through him like crap through a goose! *************** - All Americans love to fight! I hate snivelling cowards! No surrender! - Mike! have you been watching Patton again? *************** - I don't need you. - I'll tell you what you need, a good Prozac! *************** - Are you looking for trouble? - And I found you, didn't I? *************** - I'm not making the same mistakes again. - Oh no, you're making all new ones! *************** - It's so important to your future that you do not finish that sentence! *************** - Killing is easy for me, how do you think lying is? *************** - I didn't forget, I just temporarily didn't remember. *************** - Dammit, go to hell! - Oh I will, no doubt about that. *************** - You didn't have to kill him! - Sue me! *************** - There's more to life than being able to breathe. *************** - I've waited years for this! - Get a life. *************** - We kill him tomorrow. - NO! - Okay, the day after tomorrow. *************** - You're gonna have to move out. - What?! You can't release me back into society! *************** - You're insane! - Just misunderstood. *************** - Don't push me. - Oh, but that's the beauty of it, I can. *************** - I should warn you, I'm an ex green beret, I have a black belt in taekwondo and I can lift five times my own weight! - I have explosives taped to my body. - You win. *************** - Was Darlene an accident? - No, she was a disaster. *************** - This is NOT a hangover. *************** - Take a deep breath, we're gonna do the torture thing. *************** - Well mister Fancypants, you're the leader of two things right now: Jack and Shit...and Jack left town. *************** - Trust me, I know what I'm doing! - Even God don't know what yer doin' *************** - How many husbands did you have? - Mine or other women's? *************** - You cut the guy up into 26 pieces!! - I found him that way! *************** - You're going through that door; now do you want it to be opened or closed? *************** - What's wrong with you? - Plenty. *************** - I'm gonna be frank! - I'm still gonna be Garth. *************** - Going nuts, it seemed like an atractive option. *************** - Take me, NOW! - Where? I'm low on gas and you really need a jacket. *************** - NOOOOOO! - I think your line is 'you murdering bastard!' *************** - Why does that not register on my surprise-meter? *************** - You're his friend, I buy that. But that doesn't give you the right to tear his life up like some cheap motelroom. *************** - He seemed okay. - Why? Because he was breathing? *************** - Were you born stupid or did you need lessons? - I took a class! *************** - You know, I'd storm right out of here if I had money or a place to go! *************** - Wasn't there anything good about him? - Well, sometimes he left the room... *************** - You have my word! - Don't you have anything more convincing? *************** - This isn't really my area. - I know it's not your area. You don't have an area unless it's a playground with buckets and spades. *************** - You're history, pal! You're Elvis! *************** - If your head was any harder it would etch glass! *************** - I saw something last night that scared the hell outta me! - Yeah, I saw it too, it was 'Baywatch Nights.' *************** - Did he say anything before he died? - Just gibberish. - Did you hear him say anything? - Sorry, he was bleeding too loud. *************** - I never did one thing right in my life. Not one! that takes skill. *************** - You couldn't hit a lake if you were standing on the bottom! *************** - Do something! Don't just stand there like a petrified forest! *************** - I'm hurt real bad, man. I think I'm dying! - Continue dying. *************** - I got it wrong? - Oh, people are gonna write countrysongs about how wrong you were. *************** - You know what the difference is between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care. *************** - Stay low, real low! - What do you want me to do? Get under the fucking car?! *************** - Why do I always shout first? Only gives them a chance to run away. Ah wel...I'm an idiot. *************** - It's not my decision, it came from upstairs. - Upstairs? Upstairs! We're on the top floor! Where did it come from, the fucking roof?!! *************** - You lost, so what's the point? - To piss you off, maybe? *************** - If you had to do it all over again, you'd do it differently. - Like hell I would! *************** - I feel like I'm losing my mind and...it's great! *************** - You always do this! You...you...Argh! I'm choking on my own rage, here! *************** - What are you gonna do, bleed on me? *************** - Years of insanity made you crazy. *************** - What's wrong? - Nothing a rooftop and an AK47 won't cure. *************** - Try not to make a mess when you die. *************** - What's the matter with you? - I've got a bad case of screw-this-place-itis. *************** - Man, he really is in love with himself, I thought it was only a summer thing. *************** - He's not dead, he's just trashed. *************** - I hope that one day you'll feel the undiscribable joy of having children, and paying someone else to raise them. *************** - Statistics say that nine out of ten men prefer women woth big boobs - Yeah, the tenth guy preferred the nine other men. *************** - Someday you'll find someone special, someone who won't press charges. *************** - They're so stupid that, if they were turkeys, they'd still be signig carols a week before Thanksgiving. *************** - Where's Shelly? - In the car. - Glove compartment? - Trunk. *************** - I'm saying this with love, truth and sisterly compassion, but you're full of shit! *************** - I don't drink! - What? Look at all the bottles?! - I had guests. - Who, Guns 'n' Roses? *************** - Weirdness is not a criminal offence. Luckily or you'd be serving a life sentence. *************** - He's a young boy! - He's a young boy with fantasies the mafia would pay for! *************** - I have a gun, it's loaded. Shut up! - But...we're having guests for dinner. *************** - Ah, we were just talking about you. - That's refreshing, usually you're screaming about us. *************** - If I were rich would you think better of me? - What kind of girl do you think I am? Ofcourse I would. *************** - I mean...he's chewing gum. - Gum makes me think. - Sweetie, you're waisting your gum. *************** - At first I was a mess and then things just got...worse. *************** - Are you all right? - Yeah, just a old football injury. - I didn't know you played. - I fell in the bleechers. *************** - It's an emergency! - My whole fuckin' life is an emergency! *************** - Who are you? - I'm his interpretor, I speak fluent bullshit. *************** - Oh, just shoot him, he's fuckin' up traffic! *************** - Did you hear what you just said? - No, I wasn't listening. *************** - Get off me! - We are so physical, aren't we? *************** - It could've been worse. I don't know how, but it could've been worse. *************** - I'm fuckin' drownin' here and you're describin' the fuckin' water!! *************** - I'm not trying to rescue you, I'm taking you along as emergency rations. *************** - Who are you? What are you? Who moved the rock? *************** - You must be pulling my leg. - Dude, if I were pullin' your leg, the only thing left in those pants would be a bloody stump. *************** - I beg you, stop it! - Why? - Because it's cruel and inhuman! - Ofcourse...but it's so much fun! *************** - Why is it the cute ones are always so slow? *************** - Would you die for me? - Yes!! - Promise? *************** - Very smart. With a mind like that you would've had a big carreer in gameshows. *************** - Gimme a kiss. - Gimme a twenty. *************** - Let's Houdini outta here! *************** - It doesn't matter if you hit another car, just don't hit another person! *************** -You should clean your room. Shit, if I did that my mum would die of shock! *************** - How can you put a price on a man's life? Insurance companies do it all the time. *************** - You are one demented dude! - You're probably right. *************** - When I'm done with you, you'll be singing falsetto! *************** - We fought. She cried. I cried. She threw things. They hit me. *************** - Go sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up. **************** - If this gets out, the next words you'll say will be muffled by your own butt! *************** - You remember me? - yeah, like a nightmare! - Actually, I consider that a compliment. *************** - She died under suspicious circumstances. - You think she was...? - I'm a police-officer, sir. I don't think anything! *************** - Her husband isn't dead. He's at home watching TV. In some households, that's considered being alive. *************** - Are you sexually active? - No, mostly I just lie there. *************** - Don't tell me you fell. - I was mopping, floor jumped up and hit me right in the face. *************** - There's a kind of freedom in being completely screwed. At least you know it can't get any worse. *************** - You can't shoot in there. - Then what am I supposed to do, use harsh language? *************** - Go on, jump of the roof! - What about all the people on the sidewalk? - Don't worry, they'll move. *************** - There was no harm done. - They broke seven of your ribs!! - Ah yes, but I got off several cutting remarks which undoubtedly did serious damage to their ego's. *************** - We could stand here all day, reminding ourselves of just how much we hate eachother, but you simply don't have the time. *************** - Life is a tale told by an idiot. *************** - I'm sensitive! I can cry! Okay, so it's mostly when I hurt myself, but I can cry! *************** - I'm showing off, that's the idiot version of being interesting. *************** *************** -I didn't mean to shoot! -What did you expect it to do? Squirt water?! *************** - You're out of your mind! - Yeah, ain't it cool? *************** -I'll hit you so hard they'll arrest you in El Paso for speeding! *************** - you son of a bitch, you tried to kill me!! - That don't mean I don't like you. *************** -Don't even attempt to grow a brain! *************** - You can't be serious. - I'm as serious as a heart-attack! *************** Well, we all know where this came from, but I just loved it. Mulder: So, lunch? Scully: Mulder! Toads just fell out of the sky! Mulder: Guess their parachutes didn't open. *************** - Do I look like I'm kidding? - I don't know, we just met. *************** - What are you doing? - Ehhhmmm...Murder in the first? **************** - Who are you? - The bad guy. **************** - What have I ever done to you? - You exist! *************** - God deliver me from dedicated men! *************** - Are you out of your mind?! - No, just out of bullets. *************** - Have you lost your mind? - According to my last psych-evaluation, yes. *************** - What's wrong with him? - My first thought would be...a lot. *************** - That's a joke. - Glad you told me that. *************** - Weren't you dead? - I got better. *************** - It's always a mess after a killing. *************** - Hey, this is great! Someone down there is trying to shoot us! - Yeah, great! - Don't you get what this means? - Yeah, we're going to die... - Besides that. - 'Besides that'??!! *************** - It's a whole new worls out there since the introduction of Prozac. *************** - Remember, this gun is pointed at your heart. - That's my least vulnerable place. *************** - Fuck you!! - Oooh, snappy come-back. *************** - I'm just trying to break the ice. - Don't, I like ice. *************** - What's he gonna do? Light a match and breathe on them? *************** - I wanna know what's going on! - Watch CNN. *************** - I wanna hear you scream in pain! - Play some rap-music. *************** - His personal space is the size of a football field. *************** - I am NOT a vampire! - Then what are you, the flying nun?! *************** - Your brain never forgets a thing. It only forgets where it put the thing in the first place. *************** - I tried to point out the advantages of not being normal. *************** - There are a lot more like me! - Well, maybe a future autopsy will show how you got to be his way. *************** - It's not whether you die, it's how you die that matters. *************** - I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. *************** - The quickest way to a man's heart is through the ribs with a knife. *************** - Friends help you move. Real friends help you move a body. *************** - Such a pretty day for a bloodbath! *************** - I'm a cop, drop your gun! - I'm a mental patient, I'm not impressed! *************** - I'm gonna count to three. - I'm not even gonna count! *************** - Look, we're alive, ain't we? - What if he had shot earlier? - Then we'd be dead. *************** - You're a cop, do something! - Like what? - Some cop-shit! *************** - You're supposed to be dead! - The miracle of Kevlar. *************** - Of all the things I lost in life, I miss my mind the most. *************** - If your body was in proportion to your brain, you'd be able to ride a swamprat. *************** - HELP!! - Maybe we should yell together? - Okay...TOGETHER!!! *************** - If hate were people, I'd be China. *************** - You're insane! - No, I thought I was a Libra. *************** - Where are we? - What do I look like, your travel-agent? *************** - This sucks in ways I haven't seen anything suck yet. ***************
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i know. but why were you mad at me in the first place?
yeah i used to hate love too, but that was chris's fault not mine. but it was my fault that i let him gt to me. and its not going to happen again. but i have learned to exept the past and move on to the future.
omg i am soooo sorry. my parents started yelling at me and ii started doing house work and then i fell asleep. i am sooo sorry. BUT i will talk to you tomorrow about it.
yay your back. but when you see me tomorrow just come up to me ok.
thank you . he would kill me if he found out i told.
yeah the world sucks most of the time.
i am glad we are friends and that you can trust me. its hard for me to trust too. but you know why that is. did you know chris is moving back here next year? i hate him. but i am over him and his stupid notions. wanna help me bash his skull in with a coke bottle? or should we just run over his dog? but any way. love hurts but not always. it is like a mega sugar rush that never ends and when it does for reasons good or bad. you know that inside...