Listening to: That Summer Song - Blue County
Feeling: alive
Okay, this one I own. Treeflame wrote this down while discussing the possibility of Methos' name meaning 'Fear'.
Duncan: I am Duncan McLeod of the clan McLeod!
Methos: I am Fear.
Duncan: Why am I holding a sword? Let's do something else today....Can I buy you a drink?
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- JAMES: You saved my life.
- BOND GIRL: We all make mistakes
provided by Emma and Corrinne :)
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- What do you think?
-I think one of us has lost his mind.
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- Other people leave a mark on the world, you leave a stain.
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- Oooh, I wanna be just like you...all I need is a lobotomy.
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- Go to hell!
- I've been to hell and back so many times I've got frequent flyer miles.
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- Are you drunk?!
- Ofcourse.
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- Are you okay?
- Okay? What's okay? I haven't seen okay in years.
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- I'm not high!
- I guess you're just naturally fucked up.
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- You really think I'm a complete idiot, don't you?
- So you're a mindreader.
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- There is no sadder sight on this earth than a jock trying to think.
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- Do we have 'anything' resembling a plan?
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- Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
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- Your father has a big surprise for you.
- I'm adopted?
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- I'm gonna hit you so hard that, when you wake up, your clothes are gonna be out of style.
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- I trusted you!
- I hope that's the last mistake you made.
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- What happens now?
- Now, we die.
- Well, that's a bad plan.
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- A car for my birthday? But I don't know how to drive.
- Ah well, there's a jaws-of-life in the trunk.
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- Jesus Christ!!! You come tearing in like Rambo without a jock-strap!
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- Now what?
- Now we get the really big fucking guns.
- Hallelujah!
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- When I open a can of whoopass on somebody, it's industrial size.
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- You're loving this, aren't you?
- Are you kidding? I finally get the chance to shoot people! I just wish all my old teachers were here!
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- Xanax, they relax me. You want one?
- No thanks, I drink.
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- My God, the best years of my life are gone...and they sucked.
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- We're talking to each other and I wonder 'what's this feeling I'm getting?'
- Nausea.
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- Are you guys gonna hurt me?
- Unfortunatly no.
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- If this marriage was a horse, you'd shoot it.
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- Are you stabbing that woman?
- No, performing an emergency appendectomy.
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- I love you, why do you think I put up with you?
- I don't knwow; I thought you had a disorder or something.
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- You're drinking too much.
- I have braincells that will remember this evening. I want them destroyed!
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- I know, I know, you think I'm insane.
- Not at all, otherwise we wouldn't be able to sue you.
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- Who's using the family braincell today?
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- Since when do you care about me?
- I don't, it's the drugs.
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- He's okay.
- Snitches re-emerge from maffia cars looking healthier then him!
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- If you keep putting your foot in your mouth, you'll be getting athlete's tongue.
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- What's wrong? You're as jumpy as a french poodle.
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- I don't like guns.
- You prefer knives?
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- Hey, don't mind me, i'm just a fly on the wall. Not even a fly...I'm a gnat, a tiny little gnat.
- Nice ego.
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- But, but...
- No but's, except yours...up there!
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- I've got a lot on my mind.
- What mind?
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- Are you sure he's dead? Maybe you just really really hurt him.
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- Well, when you're my size you're either very dead or very unconscious.
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- He's a lizard; I always expect him to shove off his skin.
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- This is gonna keep me amused for long after my lifetime. Hell, if I'm reborn, I'm probably gonna come out giggling.
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- I'm not an idiot!
- Do you have that in writing?
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- I'm gonna kill you!
- Get some new material, man.
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- Who's that guy?
- I don't know, he's not wearing a toe-tag.
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- Oh no, don't kiss him. I may throw up.
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- When you have an attitude, who needs experience?
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- You can't talk to me like that!
- Sure I can , I'm a lawyer.
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- Dude's crazy!
- Like we're not?
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- Are you insane?
- Isn't it a bit late to start asking that?
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- Don't just stand there trying to think!
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- When I was in Vietnam on a photoshoot, a six-foot tall yankee sergeant ignored my polite suggestions. I believe he still walks with a limp and wonky vision.
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- Harvey said you were a cow.
- He was right.
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- Is this your family?
- Until I get into the witness-relocation-program, yeah.
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- I've waited twenty years for this!
- The term 'compulsive obsessive' mean anything to you?
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- You're out of your mind!
- Yeah, but still a lot of fun to be with.
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- I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna shoot his foot off!
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- You killed him!
- Nah, he's just resting.
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- I kill people.
- Well, if you were perfect, you wouldn't be single.
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- You've always been nobody. You invented nobodyness!
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- How long you've been here?
- let's just say I'm on a first name basis with the roaches around here.
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- Ignore her, she's drunk. At least, I hope she is...otherwise I'm in trouble.
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- I heard that!
- Well, I said it out loud.
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- This is the greatest day of our lives!
- Did the kids run away?
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- This is bad.
- No, Michael Bolton is bad, this is a nightmare!
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- My mood is like a black bog.
- Without the duckies?
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- I can't help but notice we might be outnumbered.
- I can't help but notice we might be dinner.
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- Crawl from under that rock you're hiding under and I'll drive this truck right up your ass!
- How colourful.
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- There are a lot of reasons not to kill you, none of them being that NASA will miss you.
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- Hey man, if you back-paddle any more, you're gonna moonwalk through that wall behind you.
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- "What are you doing, Dave?", he asked in a voice way too calm to be sane.
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- A pessimist is just an optimist with all the facts.
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- I'm gonna tear your lungs out, you son-of-a-bitch!
- Ah, well...all in good time.
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- If everything else fails, read the instructions.
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- He prised his nails out of his knees and spoke one vowless, unutterable word; a sound which the human larynx would never be able to reproduce under normal circumstances.
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- Do you know what a pawn is?
- Yeah, it's a shrimp.
- That's a prawn.
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- What about I clean your mouth out with a steelbrush!
- What about I kick you so hard in the balls, they get lodged in your nostrils!!
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- It's three in the morning and I'm standing all alone in the docks. Why don't I just pin 20 bucks to my ass and scream 'Victim!'?
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- Did you just kiss me?
- No, my lips slipped, I'm kinda clumsy.
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- Do I hear what I think I'm hearing?
- The echo in your head?
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- I think we should keep an open mind, mine is wide open.
- I can feel the breeze.
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Okay, this rant came out of 'The Demolition Man' and was brought by Dennis Leary. I loved it.
- I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy who sits in a greasy spoon and wonders: "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy and fries?" I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese, okay! I wanna smoke a cuban cigar the size of Cincinatti in a non-smoking section! I wanna run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body, reading Playboy Magazine! Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to, okay pal?! I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year old virgin sitting around in his space-pyjamas, drinking a banana-brocolli shake, singing 'I'm an Oscar Mayer Weenie!'
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- I hope they fry the one who did this and that it takes a long time and that in the middle of it, a fuse blows and they have to start all over again.
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- Sigmund Freud would've had a field-day with you.
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- What did you do today?
- I don't remember...
- Not a thing?
-...No....
- Now I know how American Gladiators stay on the air.
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- Oh Blunder!
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- What is he talking about?
- I stopped asking myself that a long time ago and I'm a lot happier for it.
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- You're not over me, yet!
- I take longer to get over a speedbump.
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- I don't know you, I don't like you, as of now I'm al over you.
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- Ah, weird things happen. I once saw an entire chorusline of purple wombats doing a danceroutine on the edge of my bathtub........Ofcourse, I was pretty drunk at the time.
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- If you drop dead om me, I'm gonna shoot myself and come after you!
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- If he weren't rotten, mean and crazy, he wouldn't have a personality at all!
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- What's in this?
- Don't worry, it wont kill him.
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- If you all talk at the same time, i can't seperate you from the voices in my head!
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- Where's your Christmas-spirit?
- Stashed away with my Bigfoot pictures and my Alien probe.
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- I'm not yelling, it's an echo.
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-Do we have an understanding or do you wanna see if you can breathe through your forehead?!
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- I'm sure inside he's not so bad.
- Gimme a scalpel, I'll go look.
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- Dave, the TV's not turned on.
- Shh! I'm watching this.
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- You're stoned out of your skull!!!
- You say that as if it were a bad thing...
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- Man, are you crazy?
- I prefer the term emotionally challenged.
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- They better kill me when they're through, cause otherwise, I'm comin' after you!
- Bring it on!
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- I'd like my eggs lightly scrambled, like my brain.
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- We're gonna tear through him like crap through a goose!
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- All Americans love to fight! I hate snivelling cowards! No surrender!
- Mike! have you been watching Patton again?
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- I don't need you.
- I'll tell you what you need, a good Prozac!
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- Are you looking for trouble?
- And I found you, didn't I?
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- I'm not making the same mistakes again.
- Oh no, you're making all new ones!
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- It's so important to your future that you do not finish that sentence!
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- Killing is easy for me, how do you think lying is?
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- I didn't forget, I just temporarily didn't remember.
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- Dammit, go to hell!
- Oh I will, no doubt about that.
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- You didn't have to kill him!
- Sue me!
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- There's more to life than being able to breathe.
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- I've waited years for this!
- Get a life.
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- We kill him tomorrow.
- NO!
- Okay, the day after tomorrow.
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- You're gonna have to move out.
- What?! You can't release me back into society!
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- You're insane!
- Just misunderstood.
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- Don't push me.
- Oh, but that's the beauty of it, I can.
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- I should warn you, I'm an ex green beret, I have a black belt in taekwondo and I can lift five times my own weight!
- I have explosives taped to my body.
- You win.
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- Was Darlene an accident?
- No, she was a disaster.
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- This is NOT a hangover.
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- Take a deep breath, we're gonna do the torture thing.
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- Well mister Fancypants, you're the leader of two things right now: Jack and Shit...and Jack left town.
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- Trust me, I know what I'm doing!
- Even God don't know what yer doin'
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- How many husbands did you have?
- Mine or other women's?
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- You cut the guy up into 26 pieces!!
- I found him that way!
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- You're going through that door; now do you want it to be opened or closed?
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- What's wrong with you?
- Plenty.
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- I'm gonna be frank!
- I'm still gonna be Garth.
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- Going nuts, it seemed like an atractive option.
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- Take me, NOW!
- Where? I'm low on gas and you really need a jacket.
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- NOOOOOO!
- I think your line is 'you murdering bastard!'
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- Why does that not register on my surprise-meter?
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- You're his friend, I buy that. But that doesn't give you the right to tear his life up like some cheap motelroom.
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- He seemed okay.
- Why? Because he was breathing?
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- Were you born stupid or did you need lessons?
- I took a class!
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- You know, I'd storm right out of here if I had money or a place to go!
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- Wasn't there anything good about him?
- Well, sometimes he left the room...
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- You have my word!
- Don't you have anything more convincing?
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- This isn't really my area.
- I know it's not your area. You don't have an area unless it's a playground with buckets and spades.
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- You're history, pal! You're Elvis!
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- If your head was any harder it would etch glass!
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- I saw something last night that scared the hell outta me!
- Yeah, I saw it too, it was 'Baywatch Nights.'
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- Did he say anything before he died?
- Just gibberish.
- Did you hear him say anything?
- Sorry, he was bleeding too loud.
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- I never did one thing right in my life. Not one! that takes skill.
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- You couldn't hit a lake if you were standing on the bottom!
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- Do something! Don't just stand there like a petrified forest!
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- I'm hurt real bad, man. I think I'm dying!
- Continue dying.
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- I got it wrong?
- Oh, people are gonna write countrysongs about how wrong you were.
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- You know what the difference is between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care.
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- Stay low, real low!
- What do you want me to do? Get under the fucking car?!
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- Why do I always shout first? Only gives them a chance to run away. Ah wel...I'm an idiot.
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- It's not my decision, it came from upstairs.
- Upstairs? Upstairs! We're on the top floor! Where did it come from, the fucking roof?!!
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- You lost, so what's the point?
- To piss you off, maybe?
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- If you had to do it all over again, you'd do it differently.
- Like hell I would!
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- I feel like I'm losing my mind and...it's great!
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- You always do this! You...you...Argh! I'm choking on my own rage, here!
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- What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
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- Years of insanity made you crazy.
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- What's wrong?
- Nothing a rooftop and an AK47 won't cure.
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- Try not to make a mess when you die.
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- What's the matter with you?
- I've got a bad case of screw-this-place-itis.
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- Man, he really is in love with himself, I thought it was only a summer thing.
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- He's not dead, he's just trashed.
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- I hope that one day you'll feel the undiscribable joy of having children, and paying someone else to raise them.
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- Statistics say that nine out of ten men prefer women woth big boobs
- Yeah, the tenth guy preferred the nine other men.
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- Someday you'll find someone special, someone who won't press charges.
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- They're so stupid that, if they were turkeys, they'd still be signig carols a week before Thanksgiving.
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- Where's Shelly?
- In the car.
- Glove compartment?
- Trunk.
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- I'm saying this with love, truth and sisterly compassion, but you're full of shit!
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- I don't drink!
- What? Look at all the bottles?!
- I had guests.
- Who, Guns 'n' Roses?
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- Weirdness is not a criminal offence. Luckily or you'd be serving a life sentence.
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- He's a young boy!
- He's a young boy with fantasies the mafia would pay for!
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- I have a gun, it's loaded. Shut up!
- But...we're having guests for dinner.
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- Ah, we were just talking about you.
- That's refreshing, usually you're screaming about us.
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- If I were rich would you think better of me?
- What kind of girl do you think I am? Ofcourse I would.
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- I mean...he's chewing gum.
- Gum makes me think.
- Sweetie, you're waisting your gum.
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- At first I was a mess and then things just got...worse.
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- Are you all right?
- Yeah, just a old football injury.
- I didn't know you played.
- I fell in the bleechers.
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- It's an emergency!
- My whole fuckin' life is an emergency!
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- Who are you?
- I'm his interpretor, I speak fluent bullshit.
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- Oh, just shoot him, he's fuckin' up traffic!
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- Did you hear what you just said?
- No, I wasn't listening.
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- Get off me!
- We are so physical, aren't we?
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- It could've been worse. I don't know how, but it could've been worse.
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- I'm fuckin' drownin' here and you're describin' the fuckin' water!!
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- I'm not trying to rescue you, I'm taking you along as emergency rations.
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- Who are you? What are you? Who moved the rock?
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- You must be pulling my leg.
- Dude, if I were pullin' your leg, the only thing left in those pants would be a bloody stump.
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- I beg you, stop it!
- Why?
- Because it's cruel and inhuman!
- Ofcourse...but it's so much fun!
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- Why is it the cute ones are always so slow?
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- Would you die for me?
- Yes!!
- Promise?
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- Very smart. With a mind like that you would've had a big carreer in gameshows.
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- Gimme a kiss.
- Gimme a twenty.
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- Let's Houdini outta here!
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- It doesn't matter if you hit another car, just don't hit another person!
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-You should clean your room.
Shit, if I did that my mum would die of shock!
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- How can you put a price on a man's life?
Insurance companies do it all the time.
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- You are one demented dude!
- You're probably right.
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- When I'm done with you, you'll be singing falsetto!
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- We fought. She cried. I cried. She threw things. They hit me.
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- Go sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up.
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- If this gets out, the next words you'll say will be muffled by your own butt!
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- You remember me?
- yeah, like a nightmare!
- Actually, I consider that a compliment.
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- She died under suspicious circumstances.
- You think she was...?
- I'm a police-officer, sir. I don't think anything!
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- Her husband isn't dead. He's at home watching TV. In some households, that's considered being alive.
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- Are you sexually active?
- No, mostly I just lie there.
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- Don't tell me you fell.
- I was mopping, floor jumped up and hit me right in the face.
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- There's a kind of freedom in being completely screwed. At least you know it can't get any worse.
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- You can't shoot in there.
- Then what am I supposed to do, use harsh language?
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- Go on, jump of the roof!
- What about all the people on the sidewalk?
- Don't worry, they'll move.
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- There was no harm done.
- They broke seven of your ribs!!
- Ah yes, but I got off several cutting remarks which undoubtedly did serious damage to their ego's.
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- We could stand here all day, reminding ourselves of just how much we hate eachother, but you simply don't have the time.
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- Life is a tale told by an idiot.
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- I'm sensitive! I can cry! Okay, so it's mostly when I hurt myself, but I can cry!
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- I'm showing off, that's the idiot version of being interesting.
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-I didn't mean to shoot!
-What did you expect it to do? Squirt water?!
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- You're out of your mind!
- Yeah, ain't it cool?
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-I'll hit you so hard they'll arrest you in El Paso for speeding!
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- you son of a bitch, you tried to kill me!!
- That don't mean I don't like you.
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-Don't even attempt to grow a brain!
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- You can't be serious.
- I'm as serious as a heart-attack!
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Well, we all know where this came from, but I just loved it.
Mulder: So, lunch?
Scully: Mulder! Toads just fell out of the sky!
Mulder: Guess their parachutes didn't open.
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- Do I look like I'm kidding?
- I don't know, we just met.
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- What are you doing?
- Ehhhmmm...Murder in the first?
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- Who are you?
- The bad guy.
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- What have I ever done to you?
- You exist!
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- God deliver me from dedicated men!
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- Are you out of your mind?!
- No, just out of bullets.
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- Have you lost your mind?
- According to my last psych-evaluation, yes.
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- What's wrong with him?
- My first thought would be...a lot.
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- That's a joke.
- Glad you told me that.
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- Weren't you dead?
- I got better.
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- It's always a mess after a killing.
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- Hey, this is great! Someone down there is trying to shoot us!
- Yeah, great!
- Don't you get what this means?
- Yeah, we're going to die...
- Besides that.
- 'Besides that'??!!
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- It's a whole new worls out there since the introduction of Prozac.
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- Remember, this gun is pointed at your heart.
- That's my least vulnerable place.
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- Fuck you!!
- Oooh, snappy come-back.
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- I'm just trying to break the ice.
- Don't, I like ice.
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- What's he gonna do? Light a match and breathe on them?
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- I wanna know what's going on!
- Watch CNN.
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- I wanna hear you scream in pain!
- Play some rap-music.
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- His personal space is the size of a football field.
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- I am NOT a vampire!
- Then what are you, the flying nun?!
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- Your brain never forgets a thing. It only forgets where it put the thing in the first place.
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- I tried to point out the advantages of not being normal.
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- There are a lot more like me!
- Well, maybe a future autopsy will show how you got to be his way.
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- It's not whether you die, it's how you die that matters.
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- I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
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- The quickest way to a man's heart is through the ribs with a knife.
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- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move a body.
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- Such a pretty day for a bloodbath!
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- I'm a cop, drop your gun!
- I'm a mental patient, I'm not impressed!
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- I'm gonna count to three.
- I'm not even gonna count!
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- Look, we're alive, ain't we?
- What if he had shot earlier?
- Then we'd be dead.
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- You're a cop, do something!
- Like what?
- Some cop-shit!
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- You're supposed to be dead!
- The miracle of Kevlar.
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- Of all the things I lost in life, I miss my mind the most.
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- If your body was in proportion to your brain, you'd be able to ride a swamprat.
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- HELP!!
- Maybe we should yell together?
- Okay...TOGETHER!!!
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- If hate were people, I'd be China.
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- You're insane!
- No, I thought I was a Libra.
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- Where are we?
- What do I look like, your travel-agent?
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- This sucks in ways I haven't seen anything suck yet.
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