ABCs of people in your life A: Aunt Jean (dad’s sister) B: Becky (cousin’s girlfriend) C: Christine (cousin’s wife) D: Daddy (what do u think) E: Emil (rides my bus) F: Frank (he’s from MI) G: Granny (mom’s mom) H: Heather (only the coolest girl in the world) I: Isabella (my cousin’s daughter) J: Julie (the greatest short person ever) K: Kelsey (she rides my bus and is the greatest) L: Lane (I love this guy, he is the best) M: MeMe (my mom’s sister) N: Nicole (my fucking hero) O: Olivia (she’s soooo kool) P: PJ (he thinks that I’m Kelsey H.’s sister) Q: Quach, Karen (she’s psycho, but who doesn’t have a Karen in their life?) R: Ryan (my uncle’s son, he’s serving in Iraq right now) S: Shannon (awwww she’s awesome) T: Taylor, Joey (he’s the strangest kid) U: Uliesus (he’s going to take over the world) V: Val (she’s too cool) W: Will (ummm… he’s a crazy asian) X: Xyavier (my brother’s friend) Y: Yoda (he’s the only one I could think of) Z: Zella (my cousin, she’s the cutest)