I think Im ready to live alone. (As in, just my boyfriend, me, and our kitty.) I absolutely cannot stand my roommate or his girlfriend.

My roommate is, by far, the messiest, laziest person I know. If he makes food, he never puts anything back where he got it. If he uses dishes, they end up piling up in the sink and sitting there for months before my boyfriend or I finally cave in and wash them. He never helps us on trash night, or picks up any part of the apartment. He never buys paper towels, toilet paper, toothpaste, trash bags, or dish soap unless repeatedly asked in frustration. He has not ONCE bought his own towels, shampoo/conditioner or bodywash and just constantly uses mine and my boyfriends even though we have asked him to please stop and get his own. HE EVEN USES MINE AND MY BOYFRIENDS RAZORS TO SHAVE...because, of couse, he has not bought his own. If he does decide to clean anywhere in the apartment...its, of course, his room, and all he does is bring all the dishes in our house that he hordes up there...downstairs where they are filled with trash, ashes, and ciggarette butts...and they just sit and sit. He also uses our clynk bags for trash, fills them, and then leaves them in the hallway...like...WHAT!?? Then, to top if off, we have his stupid girlfriend staying here every fucking day. So, we get to pay for her ass to shower, eat, and use all our electricity. SHE adds to my roommates mess, clogs our drains with hair and doesnt clean them, and leaves her shit lying all over the house. She makes giant things of "diet" food and leaves them sitting out, and in the fridge for months only to be thrown out by, YOU GUESSED IT, me. She buys a bunch of fruits and veggies because shes obsessed with her weight but then leaves them rotting in our fridge because she never ends up eating them. She has moved in and moved out of our place two times and has only paid rent for one month. She constantly parks in front of ours and our neighbors mailbox making it so that we sometimes go 3-4 days without receiving mail.. Her and my roommate get wasted, leave all their mixed drinks, cups, and empty cigarette packets all over the kitchen and then come home, make more of a mess, go to bed, wake up, and dont even pick it up. I have cleaned the house for hours, sometimes, only to have them trash it an hour later without even so much of a "thanks for doing our dishes" or any sort of acknowledgment and respect. Its a slap in the face and I am so over it. My roommates girlfriend even uses my shampoo, conditioner, shaving cream, tampons and pads...all without even asking. Its to the point where I have to hide all my toiletries because she is just a sneaky bitch. I cannot stand them to the point where I havent spoken to them in a week. I am just furious. I feel like I am paying for someone to stay at my place and I dont even want them here. And I am so mad I decided to move back in with my roommate that the first chance I get, when our lease is up, I am looking for a one bedroom for Jake and I.

Everytime I look at them I just want to smack them across the face...Like...GET OUT OF MY HOUSE ALREADY.