Because of grades. I’m failing 3 classes, so I can’t really go online until I um…stop failing? My brother has been able to go on the last few days. Now the computer is making strange noises. Just as I feared. He probably downloaded a bunch of crap onto it. O well. It just sucks because this is like the only way I have to talk to my friends, as I pretty much live in the middle of nowhere. But I’m home alone all day today so I’m allowed to go online. Hopefully this whole prohibited from the computer thing will just die out and my mom will find something else to pay attention to. She’s out today with some rich dude in Santa Barbara so maybe he will act as a distraction. Ok so I haven’t been online in a couple days and a few things have happened since then. So… (A brief overview) (Ahem) a) My mother is being stalked by Larry, the creepy stoner from Ventura b) I’m failing 3 classes, as I already stated c) I just found out THIS MORNING that I get to sleep in an extra hour due to the time change (yessssss) d) Jordan and Theron and I went to Barnes & Noble and Borders on Thursday to find bibles and books on gay marriage (for Theron’s class thing)…I don’t know if we’re allowed in those book stores anymore (lol) e) Tomorrow is HALLOWEEN and we still don’t know what we’re gonna do…I don’t think I’m gonna dress up anyway. There is NOTHING to do in Santa Clarita. I swear… f) I just spoke to Jordan and she won’t tell me what she’s gonna be for Halloween. This should definitely be interesting…I have a feeling. g) I’m gonna try to go all the way to Z with this list. That would be cool. h) I dyed my hair. And my mom made it a point to tell my friends that I dyed it. She’s so…funny? i) I got Saturday school for being late to my art class with stupid bitch Gapper 8 times. It was horrible. HORRIBLE. j) Ok I’m getting tired of this format. Back to normal. More better. So yeah. Creepy stoner Larry from Ventura is upset because my mom won’t date him because…he’s a creepy stoner? So now somebody’s calling our house a few times early each morning and when my mom answers the phone, most of the time nobody says anything. But a couple times it sounded like somebody was talking from far away. And one of the times somebody said “Whore” into the phone and hung up. Kinda creepy, eh? Yes. Yes it is. It’s funny that I should say that I don’t know any people with Aquarius as their sign. The other day (in one of my earlier entries below this one) I was talking about how the best person for me would be an Aquarius and how I haven’t even known one. Or at least I wasn’t aware that I knew one. Theron is an Aquarius. Jordan told me. That always seems to happen to me…so yeah cool. Just thought it was neat. Um…oh yeah. Saturday school. Yesterday. Horrible. I got the football coaches as my Saturday school teachers. It was my first time getting one. Whenever my friends have gotten one, all they had to do was watch a movie and work on homework or something. But this time, the one time I get Saturday school, we get the worst teachers imaginable. There was a football game or practice or something, so they wanted to be outside to watch it I think. So two other girls and I had to sweep the entire basketball courts area. It was terrible. Actually, it was worse yesterday and today because my arms and back were really sore. But the teacher said that he was pleased with the fact that I did what I was supposed to and that I did my job correctly. I finished it too. The others were only about halfway done. And they were doing it wrong. One girl was using the broom backwards. I was like…wow. But because I did it right, my back and arms hurt really bad later. But at least I did it right…I guess. The sweeping took 2 hours. Then for a half hour we got to walk around the track. I was sooo thirsty by that time, but I only had fives and there were only soda machines. Of course. So I almost died…After walking we had to go up to the teacher’s classroom and write an essay on our favorite sport. Um…I don’t have a favorite sport? So I wrote my essay on why I don’t like sports because sports star people are paid way too much and I have never really liked sports anyway and I suck at them. And a football coach is grading it. I’m doomed. At least I don’t have all day OR on Halloween? That would suck. At least I think it would. On Thursday Jordan and Theron and I went to Barnes & Noble to find info for Theron’s debate thing for school. He’s doing gay marriage? So we were looking for different bibles and stuff. We got the Torah, the Bible, the Buddhist bible…thing, a Wiccan book, and then we went on to look for a Satanic Bible. But we couldn’t find it anywhere so we had to go to Information and have them help us. But it was Theron and I walking up to the information area. The way we look. Asking for a Satanic Bible. You can imagine the looks we got from anyone that happened to hear him ask for it. It was hilarious. I was looking at this one guy standing next to Theron with his little girl. He gave him the funniest look…he was like WHAT?? It was great. The girl walked over and showed us where it was and then like ran away. Then we were sitting down reading stuff, trying to decode the religious books mostly, when these two women started talking a few feet away from us. We were kinda tuning them out when all of a sudden one of the women said something about an author whose last name sounded like In the ass. It was sooo funny. Theron and I totally burst out laughing out of nowhere and Jordan looked all shocked and asked why we were laughing and it really wasn’t that funny but I guess you had to be there. All of this happened in the religious section too, which made it even funnier I suppose. But yeah. It was funny at the time? Then we went and were trying to find the gay section so we could see if there were any books on gay marriage, but we couldn’t find it anywhere. Like…we looked on every aisle and we just couldn’t find it. No magazines either. But we had already asked if they had a Satanic Bible, so we weren’t gonna go back and ask where the gay section was. We would probably be thrown out. So we walked over to Borders, as I know where all of that stuff is there. The gay section was right next to the Occult area, so it was easy to find. We still don’t know what we’re doing for Halloween. It’s tomorrow tho so we’ll have to figure it out soon. Wow. This was a long ass entry. And…now it’s over.