Ha. I've been off for like...3 days or something and I'm already losing track of days. Sad. I woke up at like 11:45 today tho. Finally I'm starting to be able to wake up later. For the first 2 days I kept waking up at like 6:30, thinking I had school or something. Lame. Then of course I couldn't go back to sleep...bah. But I'm getting lazier! Yessss.... My dad randomly dropped off this 20 pound turkey at our house a few days ago without my knowing, and he called this morning and said that he wanted me to cook it? I have never cooked a turkey before. He said he couldn't help me because he was busy? Or some shit? Bastard...*shakes fist* And my mom is at her friend Suzy's for her "housewarming" er..."apartmentwarming" or whatever. But ha SUZY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! Happiness ensues... So yeah. Mommy can't help me. Not that she would know what to do anyway? The woman does not cook... So a little while ago I was frantically looking for a good recipe to follow and I found one, but now my dilemma is that the fucking thing will not DEFROST. It's been sitting in the sink with cold water (the instructions told me to so ha) for like...almost 2 hours now. And I have yet to cook it and it's after 4 and we won't be eating until after midnight if things keep going this way...blah. Last night I got to help my mom get ready for this black tie dinner that she was going to with Ron and a few other friends. I forget what it was for, but it was very *insert snobby voice* excluuuusive. My mom was flipping out because she didn't have anything to wear to a WINTER formal dinner thing. She ended up wearing something that she should have worn to like a summer dinner...a short black dress. Oh well...I don't think anyone cared? But she went to get her nails done and on the way back her tire blew out so they got there late. When they got there, some professional party crashers were sitting in their seats...awesome. They were like pro cons...I think they got arrested or something. Coolness. But I guess Vince Neil was there along with others I forget...pretty cool. Um...other than that I've been bored. Oh and sick. I hate being sick. Of course during the first week of break...blah. And I'm leaving on Thursday for Hawaii. I had better get um...better. For lack of a better term? *sneeze*