Mmm....burger....
I never eat hamburgers anymore. We just got food from The Habit for the peoples that are helping my dad clean out his shop and move all the shit out. I got a burger with avocado on it. Mmmmmm......
OH MY LORD. I just ate a pickle. There is no god. I thought I picked all of them off. Apparently I was very veeeery wrong. Oh. Gross. Eww. Disgust. Blech. JESUS CHRIST. Not just part of a pickle THE ENTIRE THING. Ugh.
Ok *ptoo* (spitting sound effect)
That's what I get for ordering something so unhealthy. Dammit.
OH FUCK I JUST BIT THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH.
What the fuck???
Today just isn't the right day to eat hamburgers. At least not for me. Oh ouch. Owwwww.....
That's it I give up. So much for the hamburger.
And it's 8:11.
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