I'm pretty sure my entire family thinks they're in a soap opera. Or at least they act like it. I just had no idea the drama existed outside of my parents and their divorce, etc. Apparently my grandmother is no different. Worse maybe. She and all of her friends have been having some crazy-ass drama recently with one of their friends that is dying of heart failure and is being taken care of by some bitchy gay guy...and then there's my insane great-grandmother, and now I'm hearing that a few years ago the people nextdoor buried a body in their backyard, which is apparently still there...it's crazy. Madness. The people in Glendale are nuts. I have two weeks left. Pray for me.