Meh I'm bored. Theron messaged me a few hours ago so we've been talking about random things. My new job, his interview for next week to work at Albertson's....how much of a flake my mom is....how obsessed he is with NIN (he told me that he already has two songs picked out to be played at his funeral. wow.). Stuff like that. And I guess next year after graduation he's going to "follow" (stalk) the band around the U.S. or wherever they go...not exactly sure....and go to all of the concerts. I would think that would get a little old. It would be like going around to different movie theaters and seeing the same movie over and over and over. I just....wouldn't do it. But then I guess there are some "devoted" (crazy) fans out there that do things like that. And my ex is one of them. Now he's telling me how he has to choose a guest to go with him. Not just any guest, mind you....HIS guest. Ha. He'll probably just end up taking his sister instead or something. Last second. (Ha can you tell I still harbor a tiny bit of hostility towards him?) Oh well I hope he has fun. Or something. Maybe if he's lucky he can give Trent a blowjob or something. Ok I'm stopping there.....(Hush, Sam...Hush) We've decided that I am going to play My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion on repeat at my funeral. So that everyone slowly goes mad and my funeral ends in a huge riot. It'll probably even be on TV....soooo cool. It was either that or Ina Godda Da Vida - the entire song. I could just play that and not let anybody leave until it was completely over. By then they will have all lost their minds. I could have people guarding the doors with guns to make sure nobody sneaks out before the song finishes. Hmm....yes..... Ok so one less thing to worry about before I die. The song that is played at my funeral. How am I still awake? It's almost 3 in the morning...my GOD...and I have to get up early tomorrow to go to Glendale with my mom to help her with something. Joy. I'm so looking forward to that. Hmm what else...oh. My dad's car is pretty much dead. The oil somehow stopped working or something cracked and all of it spilled out and none of the little dashboard things told him that the oil was low and the water had also run out so the engine got fully fucked up. So he would have to get a new header or whatever which would be around $4000, which he does not have at the moment. I SWEAR TO GOD. The one time we don't have the money to pay for this bullshit is when this crap happens. NOW we get to rely on possibly the most unreliable woman in the universe - my mother. I'm doomed. And I'm also tired so....I'm going to sleep now. (Ack something big just ran by my legs so I'm DEFINITELY going to bed now.)