11. Wear earmuffs 12. Shave off your eyebrows 13. Scream "belly button" in long hallways with good acoustics 14. Make shaving cream sculpture 15. Stop shaving completely 16. Walk like a model everywhere you go, hip swinging and all 17. Every time someone adresses you, fix their left nostril with an intense stare 18. Wear only Mexico's national colours 19. Whisper everything you say 20. Draw an elaborate face on your knee *** I have blisters all over my feet from walking around in my new high heels this weekend at the runway workshop. But hey, I learned how to walk the walk, and how to affix people with a sexually arousing stare--both skills I will certainly use in my day to day life...right? Right??? Come on. Just tell me I'm right. M.N.D at the Shakespeare tavern was good...(J'ADORE LE FAMILLE STIVERS, ET J'ADORE LEUR FILS GRANT!!!) But don't get the Shepherd's pie, as it neither resembles a shepherd nor a pie. Grant and I shared a cheesecake brownie and all three of us had an apple fritter type deal apiece. Mmmm. And he just called about going the the opera, which made my chest feel all constricted like I was wearing a wire corset that had suddenly been pulled too tight, except i couldnt go since the goddamned auction is that day!!!!!!!!!! DAMN! But he called me! On the phone! I love my telephone. I do. Thank you God.