The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash

I love Ogden Nash. I do. He just seems like he'd be like me: a little cynical, a little "fuck you i say what i want but please dont arrest me eep". When people aren't asking questions They're making suggestions And when they're not doing one of those They're either looking over your shoulder or stepping on your toes And then as if that weren't enough to annoy you They employ you. Anybody at leisure Incurs everybody's displeasure. It seems to be very irking To people at work to see other people not working, So they tell you that work is wonderful medicine, Just look at Firestone and Ford and Edison, And they lecture you till they're out of breath or something And then if you don't succumb they starve you to death or something. All of which results in a nasty quirk: That if you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. =) Pedro today was a bit strong. He and Riley are both very hairy and might need a shave. Nobody wanted to hang out this weekend, everybody had something better to do. The end.
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I wish I had all of their CDs. I have not one, but I do have that song and 'Too Much.' Mmhmm girlfriend!
you are a jerk, missy!