Listening to: Mindless Self Indulgence, bitches
Feeling: punky
Yeah, thats right, things are pink. Because, fuck you, thats why. I'm straight enough for pink. And I'm doing it in honor of the Mindless Self Indulgence tomorrow in Cleveland.
I'm fucking pumped. I am so gonna freak out like a little girl when they are on stage. Seriously, I can't fucking wait.Jimmy Urine is fucking awesome.
I can't wait to hear:
Thank God(my favorite song)
Bed Of Roses
1989
Molly
Capital P
Daddy
Bring The Pain
2 Hookers and an 8 ball
I Hate Jimmy Page
Holy Shit
Royally Fucked
Seven-Eleven
Played
I could go on for hours on this list...
Ok, I want to hear all of their fucking songs. God, I love them. Seriously, my favorite goddamn band.
I'm just gonna finish this entry with some lyrics of theirs that I love.
"God wrote all my dopest ryhmes. Especially those ones about shootin' niggas and gettin' fuckin' hiiiiiiiigh!"
"some, some other way
some other place i could be real important
now, not anymore, i'm just a bore
and you should be disappointed"
"hey it's alright my life has never been a bed of roses this way's better for
me.
I don't care to live the life I've chosen. anyway, yeah"
"Perverted, with a capitol P
Convert it, into what you see
Insert it, deep inside of me
Deserted, it won’t happen to me
Happen to me
No, it will not happen to me!"
"i wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be pretty
down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self"
"if i'm so wonderful then why am i so misunderstood?
everybody has a reason for it except me
it's the little things in my pants we're all waiting for
i never really knew what that thing down there was used for"
"insane crazy drivin' miss daisy
how the fuck am i? now i got mine i'm swayze"
"masturbation is good - but it's not the best
cause nothing beats the feel of your giant ass
it's so big and so round and so firm"
"This aint no walk in the park
No no no no
This aint no slap in the face
No no no no
This aint no fuck in the ass
No no no no
This ain't no planet of no apes"
"'hey, fuck you man' don't mean nothing anymore
'fuck you man' don't mean nothing anymore"
And I'm gonna end on one of my favorite Jimmy Urine quotes:
"Everybody famous sucked a dick to get where they are today. Only difference between us and them - we swallowed it!"
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