It has recently come to my attention how lame I really am. I suck. That being said, read on if you wish, but don't say you weren't warned. Anyhow, Friday, It was so boring around home that my friend Blake and I decided to make the two hour journey north to Bowling Green. We went to visit Jake and Joe, cool kids that we used to hang out with all of the time during the past school year. Joe wasn't there, but Jake was. But anyhow, we went up there and got tore up, as Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force would say(no, I'm not a dork at all). We got drunk, went to a couple parties, got high, got more drunk...met some cool new people...stumbled about and clammered on like an idiot, talking about things that don't matter in times I won't remember what was said...you know, the usual activities of the party atmosphere. Then, yesterday, one of my friends just returned from boot camp. So, of course, I yet again had to get tore up...'cause he HAD to get drunk...and I was gonna make sure that was gonna happen. And, well, he wasn't gonna be drinkin' alone on his first day back. So yeah, we got a bunch of alcohol and went out on the town...didn't do much there...but then we went back and had a bon fire and got pretty messed up. Its weird having my friend back from boot camp. I mean...hes totally different now. He lost 60 pounds(he was a little overweight) and hes all clean cut and buff. He was one of the last people I would think to go into the military, but he did. I mean, I used to buy drugs off of this kid. Haha. But anyhow, fuck military service. I mean, I'm all about protecting our way of life, but I'm not giving away my free will so I can be transformed into some boot camp, do-as-I-say robot. Fuck that. I think for myself and I am not gonna sign on as a government slave. Especially with this fucking retarded "War on Terror" going on. I'm not going to get sent out to a place that I don't care about, killing people who have done nothing to me, by a president I didn't vote for, from a country that is against what I'm doing, to follow orders from someone who I don't even know, and to die for a cause that was never my own. I mean, seriously, when you get sent out on a battlefield, its you or the other guy that HAS to die. He's defending his homeland and family just the same as I would claim to be doing. But yet, it is HE who is evil and it is I who has to stop him. When it comes down to it, I'll kill them, but thats something I never want to have to do. But I suppose it is not a necessary fact that you will be going to war if you join the military. In fact, its only a minor possibility. And the military is good for paying for college and its a good thing for many people. But just the same, I don't want to SERVE anyone. Its just not for me. I think I just have a problem with authority, really. Oh and I did something today that I haven't done in a very long time. I(yes me) went to church. It was upon the request of my friend the marine and I obliged him because hes been through a lot. But yeah, church is bullshit. Organized religion is just a social group for people who have to be told who and what god is by other people who can make money off of it. Decide who God(if you decide She exists) is for your own, and become closer to Her on your own. You may have noticed that I said "she" and "Her." This is simply to spite certain Christian views. But I am agnostic, so..whatever. I should really title this entry "The Usual" 'cause somehow I always wind up talking about politics and religion. 'Cause thats just what I do. Time to say something funny before I go...Oh...I just remembered something from Friday that would be great. Drive Thru Abortions. I'm gonna make millions.