Listening to: "Lets Talk About Sex" - Salt N' Peppa
Feeling: horny
This is going to be the most perverted entry I've ever written. I'm just devoting this one to the awesomeness of this site:
http://www.odd-sex.com/info/index2.htm
And now, I'm just going to post a few of my favorites:
Agalmatophilia(Malls are so sexy): arousal from statues or manikins; also called pygmalionism
Agenobiosis(I hope this never happens to me): married couple who consent to live together without sex
Aliphineur(It puts the lotion on the skin): person using lotion to arouse partner.
Alloerasty(Porn, baby): using nudity of another person to arouse partner.
Allopellia(All the pleasure and none of the work): having orgasm from watching others engage in sex
Cunnilingus(I'm totally going to use this one the next time a seduce a young female. Coffee? Tea? Cunnilingus?: oral sex on a woman. (It just sounds so sophisticated)
Procurer(Oh wouldn't I like to be one): a person or pimp who solicits or provides prostitutes for clients
Alvinolagnia(Goo!): stomach fetish
Cuckoldry(Sucks to be this guy): a man whose wife has sex or becomes impregnated by a man other than himself
Pathicant(Fucked up): a minor who engages in anal sex with an adult
Douches: rinsing out the anus or vagina with liquids. *See also George Bush;
Amokoscisia(Hobo Knife): arousal or sexual frenzy with desire to slash or mutilate women
Anaclitism(This one is just sick): arousal from items used as infant
Analinctus(I know people that do this on a daily basis. They're called politicians): licking anus
Anoraptus(Sounds like a dinosaur of some sort): rapist who only attacks elderly women
Anthropophagolagnia(Sex and dinner in one stop): rape with cannibalism
Selgolalia(Story time!): telling stories that include sex, or about the female genitals
Pubephilia(hair in your soup?): arousal from pubic hair
Enema cocktail(Disgustingly hilarious): drinking purged contents of enema
Leno(Again, I wish I was one): male panderer or pimp for prostitute
Lena(And for the ladies as well): female pimp, panderer or procurer for prostitute
Three-legged bloomers(Gotta get me some of these): bondage underwear garment that has sleeve for head that opens to genitals of partner
Maritate(Wish I could help) : Masturbation by female alone
Ldrophrodisia(Shweaty Balls): arousal from the odor of perspiration, especially from the genitals
Manuxorate(Me, unfortuanately): male using his hand to masturbate
Mazoperosis(Makes me want to cry): mutilation of breasts
Preblysis(Poor wittle fellar): premature ejaculation
Psycholagny(I gotta figure out how to do this one): orgasm induced from psychic or mental stimulation
Ipsism(Simple enough): Masturbation
Ordune(More Porn): arousal from photographs of nudes or sex
Smegma(This might make a nice insult to call someone this): secretions from gland under foreskin of penis or clitoris
Idiosyncrat(Such is life): compulsive desire for sex
Nympholepsy(I have this one every time I go out in public and see a hot ass): trance state induced by erotic fantasies
Moriaphilia(Funny): arousal from telling sexual jokes
Pederasty(Short and to the point): anal sex
Harmatophilia(Odd, but cool): arousal from sexual incompetence or mistakes, usually in female partner
Dogging(Interesting…): couples who engage in sex in their car while others watch from outside
Kolpeuryntomania(Haha): stretching of the vagina
Coprography(I AM ENGAGING IN CURRENTLY): writing obscene words or phrases, usually in public toilets.
Polymorphous(Mmmhmm): having several forms of arousal techniques
White slavery(Wait…what?): the sale of one race to another for purposes of prostitution
Glory holes(LOL): a hole in a partition that allows a person on the other side to engage in sexual activity
Siphnianize(Nasty): anal masturbation
Olisbos(Just a new term): dildos
Well, I hope I’ve educated you all…There will be a quiz later…Who am I kidding, I hate tests. I’ll probably add more definitions later, but for now, I’m done.
Agonophilia: person who is aroused by partner pretending to struggle
Algophilia: arousal from experiencing pain
Sotadism: Anal sex with young girl
TAKE CARE CAPTAIN BUTTER BALLS!
-katie
thats you....
i love dead babies diped in blood...