Anyone wanna help me sneak a retard into a sperm bank???? That would be so much fun. The whole process is just brilliant. I mean...its gonna be fun. Retards are always comedy. Getting one past the desk would be fun...then just send him into a room and...well..you know itll happen eventually. Then you get paid and someone pays for retarded sperm. Which means retarded kids. And the best part...you get to keep the money. I sooo wanna do this. Then maybe we could try to sneak a transvestite into an aborition clinic. That too would be moderately entertaining. But you would have to find one thats convincing enough to get the doctor to check up on. Ok..maybe that ones not worth the trouble. But still kinda funny. Then I want to dress up like a priest and go into an adult book store and try to buy the most disgusting thing I can find. I'm talkin' something like a dildo as big as my arm. And then ask if they have a bathroom I could use. That would be great. I would totally get myself kicked out. But it would so be worth it. Then...I wanna dress up in a prison uniform and try to buy a gun. I wanna look like I've totally just escaped from prison. Chains and handcuffs still on. I bet I could get a really good deal too. Haha. Next, I wanna try to take a midget into daycare. Just to see if I can fool anyone. I don't think it would work....Hell..I just want a midget. There are just too many fun things to do with them. Then, I want to go try to rent a tux with a hobo. One of those big hairy crazy ones. Then send him back out to his sittin' spot and see if he can still get any change. Hell, I might be able to do that myself..I have been a hobo before: Next...I think I just want to drive up to some public place, get out, open the trunk, and drop a life-size dummy in a big plastic bag with ducktape all over it. Then, get back in the car and speed away. That would be fun. "They just wanna, they just wanna have fun! Oooh girls just wanna have fun!" Me too, Cyndi, me too...