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From Go-Quiz.com Yes, it finally happened. I've resorted to posting tests. Aren't I trendy and cool??? I have been busy lately. I went camping all weekend with my friends Blake, Amy, Kevin, and Maggie. It was fun..though a bit rainy. I fed a racoon gobstoppers. I know you're not supposed to..but I don't really give a shit. I do a lot of things I'm not supposed to do. Its fun. He picked 'em up with his little hands and crunched away. I have pictures of it. We named him Fredrick...and then we through little firecracker snap things at him to scare him away. Good times were had. In other news, my parents are gone for 12 days. Basically that means...drunken retardedness for 12 days straight. I'm having a party Saturday that is gonna be pretty sweet. And my friend Joe, who just turned 21 yesterday(yes, we went out and got fucked up), is throwing a party on Friday that is gonna be pretty big. I might just be able to hook up with a girl there...but who knows. I'll get plenty fucked up anyhow so I don't really care all that much. Though, I could go for some nice drunken sex. My sex life sucks. I couldn't get pussy if my dick was covered in cat nip. I wanna be a hobo that cuts people with my hobo knife. For those of you who are unaware of what a hobo knife is, it is many things. Basically a hobo knife is just a piece of rusty metal that you sharpen to a blade and put duct tape around to make a handle. Oh, and you're never allowed to clean it. A hobo knife is sure to kill if it strikes. If the cut itself doesn't kill you, the bacteria on it will surely kill you with in a few days. There is no escaping the hobo knife. Its like being bit by a vampire except instead of turning into a vampire, you turn into a corpse. Ok, so the only thing that really makes it similar to being bit by a vampire is that you can't cure it. So basically, if I cut you with it, you're fucked. So don't fuck with me. Biotch.