Stalkers

Well, I think its time to update ay... I'll start with the luvli msg I got from andrew this morning that says "u ugly smelly hideous retarded kind of cock sucking, shit kicking, vomit licking, ass kissing, chylamidia ridded, syphillis scattered fat fucking whore. Hi jen" Im assuming it was from andrew, hes the only person that would actuali be able to think that up and be so abusive yet funny and descriptive all at once. He really does need to get a life and realise that I do not give a fuck what he thinks of me. Sad depressing prick I had a stalker during the week, oh thats the right I have to start at the beginning since I promised Robbie I would tell him...Tis interesting...Well on tuesday it must have been I got a txt from sum random number sayin "hey you, are we still up for tonight, ring me" and then i was like hey you?? coz i didnt know who it was so they rang me and i was like whose this, and he said no whose this and i was like no i asked u and he goes u no this is and i said no i dont and then said to ring me later coz i had to go. So newho about 30 mins i rang him back and this was the conversation me: who r u him: u no who i am me: um no? leah: whose this him: I can see uz leah: ok what are we wearing then *he changes the subject* me: look who r u him: who r u me: im jen him: no ur not me: um yes i am him: i dont beleive u, ur rebecca me: no im not him: well uve obviously got the wrong number then me: well ur the one that fuckin rang me in the first place *hangs up* I didnt hear from him then until wednesday when i got a call and he goes have u worked out who this is yet and I to cut a long story short told him to fuck off and then sent him a msg to either tell me who he was or stop ringing me coz it was immature and annoying and I didnt have the time for it, so then he todl me im a immature bitch and Im the one that starting sending him msgs in the first place, which I didnt and I remembered then that the other day I got a msg from sum random askin me if i wanted to get lucky with them. Anyway so at lunch he rang me again full started going off at me shouting at me so carson gets on the fone "oi mate what the fuck is ur problem. Jen hasnt fucking done anything to u, she doesnt even fucking kno u. Stop fuckin ringin her or I will fuckin slit ur throat anf fuck u up. Fuck off" and we all laughed and then he rang me back and by now after bein abused i was like upsetish and i tried to explain to him that i hadnt sent him any msgs and he said he would get his wife to show me then and i was like wtf. Anyway then jess rang him on her phone pretending to be this rebecca chick and to cut another 25 mins phone call short we have concluded that he is about 40 years old and cheating on his wife with some chick called rebecca who he has gotten pregnant possibly and he thought I was rebecca to begin with. He also has a fake voicemail on his fone coz he says where he works and Ive looked and it doesnt exist. Newho that still leaves how he got my number unanswered and why when he knew that i wasnt rebecca he didnt just leave me alone also unanswered....So yes that was the excitment of my week............ -------------------------------------- ------------------GENERAL INFO------------------ * Time started: 12.45 * Name : Jen * Nicknames: I have millions * School: wmac * Location: QLD, Aus * Colour of eyes: Blue * Hair colour: blondeish brownish color * Shoe Size: 9-10 * You live with: crazy people ------------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------ * Missed school because it was raining: Yeah coz muh road was flooded * Put a body part on fire for amusement: one or twice coz I was bored * Thrown someone in the bonfire: no? * Been hurt emotionally: yeah * Kept a secret from everyone: Yeah...does it count if you end up telling somone? * Cried during a Movie: Lol all the time * If so what film: The Notebook and a million others....Doesnt seem so bad when U know someone who cried in Finding Nemo * Ever thought an animated character was hot: fuck yes...got horny over it...who doesnt?? * Been onstage: nope * Been sarcastic?: course not. ------------------FAVORITES------------------ * Shampoo: Bought some speshul new stuff today, is spose to smell pretty and make muh hair shine * Soap: some Nivea stuff * Favourite colour/shade: Pink and black * Summer/Winter: Summer * Cartoon Characters: Don't know * Drink: Coffee or Alcolmahol * Food: Pizza * Movie: The Notebook * Ice Cream: Rum and Raisin or Cookies and cream ( Ew Robbie, mint chocolate chip??) * Subject: Lunch * Person: Meh * Friends: Everyone * Respect: Anyone who hasn't fucked me over * Crush: No one atm -------------RIGHT NOW------------------ * Wearing: Jean ans a singlet top *What color underwear/boxers: black *Eating: cookie mixture *Thinking: About how much longer this will take me ---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------ * Cried: no * Why: * Met someone new: No * Cleaned your room: Yea actually...Miracles do happen * Drove a car: Nope * Been pissed off: No *Why: ---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN------------------ * Yourself: No. * Santa: Of course I do... * Angels: Don't know... * Ghost's: No. * Elves: No. * Intelligent life in space: No. * God: No * Satan: Nah --------------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------ * Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No * Do you like anyone?: Nope * Who have you known the longest of your friends: Will * The loudest: Me? * The shyest: Sarah * Who's the weirdest: Everyone in their own way * Who has seen you cry: Leah * When have you cried the most: When me and Andrew broke up * What is the worst feeling in the world: Being alone... * What is the best feeling in the world: Being in love ---------------------------------- ABOUT GUYS FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT -------- * Boxers or briefs: Boxers * Long or short hair: Mediumish * Six pack or muscular arms: muscular * Good or bad guys: badish * Hat or No Hat: don't care, if it keeps them happy * Tan or fair: tan * Rugged or sporty: dont care * Accent or no accent: still dont care *Immature or mature: mature...can't stand guys who are immature *Funny or not funny: funny *Cute or sexy: both ----------------------------------- ABOUT GIRLS FOR GUYS TO FILL OUT ----------------------------- * Regular underwear or thong: * Painted nails or not: * Bra or sports bra: . * Cute n' mysterious or wild n' crazy: * Dressy or casual: * Dark or blonde hair: * Dark or light eyes: * Good or bad girl: * Intelligent or average: * Hair up or down: * Jewelry or none: * Curly or straight hair: * Pants or dress: * Tan or fair: * Freckles or none: * Accent or Not: * Shy or outgoing: -------------------------------- FOR EVERYONE TO FILL OUT ---------------------------- * Silver or gold: Silver * Diamond or pearl: Diamonds * Sunset or sunrise: Sunset * Do you sleep with stuffed animals: No Have you ever broken/sprained/fractured anything?: Sprained and fractured * Do you have any piercing?: yeah * If yes, what?: ears * Rain, sun or snow?: sun I guess, it hardly ever rains and ive never seen snow * How is the weather right now?: Hottish *Time finished: 1.00 You get in the biggest fights with the people you care about the most beacause those are the relationships you're willing to fight for
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thanks =)
Thank you. I like yours to. Mind if i put you on my firned list?
wtf. That guy's messed. If he's gonna cheat on his wife, he should at least try and cheat with the proper girl...Geez.
Oh, what's this question now?
And about nerses: http://diaries.suchisthis.com/xgodsangelx/
Oh, and lastly, nice new piccies.
I think I shall write a new entry...Maybe.
It'll probably be really short.
He just send me this:
hi there ROBBIE!!!!
I'm history man...and it is true I made the decision to go all by myself...its just that I was PERSUADED to make that decision

Persuaded eh. odd.
lol, I'm trying to convince him to.
And I just told him your message.

Robbie, thats sweet of you (and her) to say that...and YOU are acting much more maturely than I....but i am just a great big homo....i just want to put it all behind me and forget it...i really am in a hurry to start forgeting sitD...i wont come back man....i will miss about 25 people i came to like a WHOLE LOT...but it over
lol, I'm trying to convince him to.
And I just told him your message.

Robbie, thats sweet of you (and her) to say that...and YOU are acting much more maturely than I....but i am just a great big homo....i just want to put it all behind me and forget it...i really am in a hurry to start forgeting sitD...i wont come back man....i will miss about 25 people i came to like a WHOLE LOT...but it over
yours is cute too

bright eyes background is awesome
lol, don't worry, I won't.
Make sure you don't ever up and leave me...With anything less than 100 comments.
;)

I don't think I'll make an entry anymore. I have better things to do.
Weee, sounds like a kick-ass holidays you've got.
At least you'll be making lots of money. I hope.

lol, I need stuff to talk about in my entries. Gimme stuff to write about. =P

Happy birthday on Friday if I forget.
lol, well, he said not to repeat the conversation we had on AIM (paranoid yet?), but basicaly he said he isn't planing to ever come back.
So that thing about beating up whoever complained about Scott wouldn't do much. =P
It was a good plan though. =P
Yup.
I guess it's my turn to tell you about my exciting past two days.
Me and my friend, Matt, worked on our site ALL DAY today and yesterday.
I stopped 11-1:30 to go skating with Deanna, then I came back (I had left my computer, so my mom couldn't POSSIBLY say no to me going back)
Man, it was so awesome. We made all these plans for an awesome php-bassed web browser game.
We've never heard of this kind of idea (cont)
(cont'd) before, so we're like "Sweet diddy!".
Plus, we can have like, google ad and stuff, and make money. =P

Oh, and the site we're currently working on isn't going too bad either.

And...And...Just...Weeee.

See, this is why I come up with random stuff to write about, rather than talk about my life in my diary. =P
lol
It's not about being smart. An idiot could memorize these simple commands. I mean, I did. And I SUCK at memorizing. I suck to the tenth degree.

However, the hard part is being able to put it together so it all works. That's where the left side of your brain comes into play. Mmmm, logic. *drools*
There's a difference between logic and smartness.
I just figured out what you meant by "left a question."

To get a pic in the top left, just rename the image to "top_left". =P
yea!
So!
im going to get more then
u ever had

oh yea
selflove!
watz beautiful lol??

im gettin some toonite!!

WOOHOOO .. hip hip hooray for the tarynator!!:D:D
[Anonymous]
yes it will

just watch me
[Anonymous]
well

your a liar

i dont listen to liars


yes yes yes yes yes yes!
then way is your nose growing so big

then

ha!
oooh watta lucky shit!!... is he really really really hott?? like omg hott!!??
[Anonymous]
then why is it growing so big
haha oh ur a tool .. deadset legend..
rape him good :P :P hehehe ..
[Anonymous]
really!

then why is it that every time u move
your head u knock things off the shelf
ohh i wanna orgasm instantly!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

[Anonymous]
ok

what ever!
















































































































































fable teller!
:( didnt wanna see him ne waiz ..

got mah own ppl too orgasm over:) :P ner ner
[Anonymous]
u girls are bad!
oohh huu iz sheee!!??
[Anonymous]
cause u and your friend view guys as
objects

are u two in the same town
just wondering

well

we have feeling also
hahaha!!
do u look like a jen?>
[Anonymous]
i treat
girls as goddesse
i have never once used a girl and walked all over her
thank u very much!

i was rasied with values

oh yea
values!
umm i dno .. u ??

the names jen and tiff remind me off hott girlz .. haha dno why
[Anonymous]
hahah well thats good that u have a frend.. i walk to skool in the morningz..

kati and andrew knock on the door at 8:20 nd we walk to skool together :D
[Anonymous]
well

mabe?
awww pooor jennn...

why ur skool so far away from ur house??
[Anonymous]
most likly not

we re sort of universal
isnt there a skool closer too ur house then the one ur att?? mynz like a two mintue walk!!
[Anonymous]
hahah!! my skools the BIGGEST hole in the area!!
were known for our junkies and sluts!! woohoo :P:P
[Anonymous]
i was thinking of more along the line of instints

but
yea

ok
same here!!

u either get rolled bashed or raped
or if ur lucky the pigs will kill yoo ..
[Anonymous]
pigs!! u know the pigs!! the police!! hahaha ...
[Anonymous]
Syndey :D..


i just moved from parramatta (the yukk area)
to baulkham hills (some rich snobby boring area)
[Anonymous]
coz it is... its sooo yukk.. parramatta was shitsville and now baulko is yukker!!.. their all deroz and shit..
[Anonymous]
on instints
instinct
noun

1. In animal behaviour: an inherited and usually fixed pattern of response to a particular stimulus, common to all members of a species, and not learned but based on a biological need, especially for survival or reproduction.
2. In humans: a basic natural drive that urges a person towards a specific goal, such as survival or reproduction.
3. Intuition.
haha!!

well im off darling... im meant to be hosting my party.. lol my bad .. XxOO.. loving yoo..
[Anonymous]
your nose is begining to grow!
hey where would you happen to get all of those little picture things?
[Anonymous]
come on
they use that word
all the time
in school
in movies
in books
on tv

really
its growing
hey hey hey
hows it shakin
i do not believe u!!!!!
broke curfew..twice

i didnt think i t was necessary to come home until like 4
but your nose is like a foot long now


thats bad!
a week

lol
oh yea

got enough room for every body

oh yea

loose!
gnite my assui friend

true bogan!
[Anonymous]
what the hell

gnite
gnite
good nite
good night

u should be in bed
Thanks y0u. Yours is cute too. :):)


♥♥
[Anonymous]
Woah, you got 60 comments already!
fsckin' insane!
Unforntuantly they got cut off because someone used "< " or something, so you'll have to delete that comment or something. =P

lol, the commands are really simple. Like "print" will print text on the screen. Or "f_write" will write text to a file. (file_write)
Yeah, it's all pretty simple.

'grats on the pic. =)
Ok its done, Friend
What's wrong with Mint Chocolate Chip?
I think Raisin flavor sounds odd...

Heh heh, yeah, it's pretty simple once you know the commands.
Everyone messes up their code.
That's why programmers are known to swear, smoke, drink, and never sleep...As well as die before the age of 40.
Their code is constantly screwing up, and it's really fucking...I dunno...It's just really stressful =P
Stressful can be fun. I love it. ^_^
It's like...Reading...
It's an uber-waste of time, but most people like it.
Programming can be stressful, but I loev it.
*hands over baileys* now dont drink it too fast.. will go too ur head :P
[Anonymous]
i love your diary
hahha no worriez..
[Anonymous]
lol, yeah, programing requires a lot of re-reading your code.
I dunno, I like it, as opposed to art or something.
I suck at expressing myself. XD
lol, you must be good at something. Like...I dunno...What do you like to do?
You could be like, a radio DJ or somehting since you seem to like to talk so much.
Social workers are awesome too. ^_^
I think.
What do they do? (Shows how much I know about the real world eh? =P)
Ohhh, right.
Sounds familiar now.
That's awesome! ^_^
Not many people would want to do that. Because they're all bad bad people. Stupid people. Grrr.

Erm, yeah, I'm one of those bad people too I guess.
Okie dokie, ttyl.
i dont think your old enough to have that sort of responsiblity!



oh yea bogan
Wow.
That was a nice thing Andrew said =P
Man, what a cock.

Stalkers are so fun.
rofl, smooth.
What's wrong with getting up and turning it on? =P
maybe she thinks ur stalking her!! :O ..

i dare you to find out where she lives and put strange letters in her letter box to 'Amber' and write all sorts of weird stuf.. tell her u watch her at the bus stop everymorning and u follow her to work.. and make out to be some old guy, every time she sees an old man she'll flip !! :) :) hehehe
[Anonymous]
haha im not a stalker..
and im not a paedofile :)..
yoo are:P
[Anonymous]
lol, okay. Whatever floats your boat. =P
Anyway, I'm off to play Stepmania, I'll bbl.
stalkers are wierd... :| rockin diary!
Hhaha!!

ooh goo awayyy ur a lezzooo :P :P

im straight :)
[Anonymous]
bogan = true aussie, a person from the western sububs, eg: stubbie in
one
hand pie in the other, just a tipical australian

oh yea
stubbie is a beer

oh yea

now what punk!















now what!













punk!
umm .. well this is u were talkin about?.. wen ppl do that they obviously mean alot to each other but have to realise that long distance relationships dont often work.. nd i wuld keep it as a long distance best frend relationship.. someone there for emotional support,sum1 2 brighten up ur day, but i dnt think it culd b ne more then frendz.. for example..
[Anonymous]
so now your too cool to drink and eat pie

god


u must be a lost sheep fall thur an empty sky from a planet that is full of gas!
i have a really good frend who livez in tazmania.. i have met him once,we tell each othr we luv each other,he knows my mates i know his,his sister lives in my area,he visits every year,we write each other letters and he makes me little things and sends them too me... but were the bestest of frendz.. nothin more,evn tho i want more, we cnt have it ...??
[Anonymous]
roflmfao.
Sounds like...Bromwell high, or whatever that new stupid show is called.
There's this one blond girl, and that's exactly the kind of thing that would happen. Like, EXACTLY. That's the type of humor that show is.
lmao, I see. =P
My computer just found a virus. =
I was off playing DDR, and I come back and a virus magicaly generated itself.
Now I'm fuckin' paranoid.
oooooooo

so how your fat
Believe it or not, I want to get that one. After backing everything up first, just to be safe.
But I want to get it, so I can try and get rid of it. To see if I can get in through DOS and remove it.
Weee, that'd be so fun.

Viruses are fun, in that I have to figure out how to get them out.
They're not fun if I can't get rid of them/I'm in the middle of something important, and my computer suddenly becomes unusable. Grrr. Fuckin' Viruses.
dont put words under my hand!
yea

i used how

like in how is pie making u fat!
so are u a ve-in
Hey, I'm not the one who claims to enjoy sunbathing here.
pets?

fish?
chicken?
youre weird!
[Anonymous]
Pfft, 'nothing wrong' you say.
You sit out in the sun for hours...What's RIGHT about that?!

Moving on...My legs are stiff. I'm playing DDR right now, and I can't hit 8th's that are using the same foot. It's really strange. The harder I try, the stiffer I get.
Oddityness.
I dont eat red meat...Ill eat chickun occasionaly and i eat fish...just now cows or pigs or woteva...i think its like...a bit wrong to eat stuff that some ppl keep as pets

chickens and fish have been for sure pets in many counties
and i heard of a new drawf cow people are now buy as pets
so hey
and pigs
well ever seen the movie babe where a pig becomes a sheperd dog
yea hea
so woo
Well, I suppose you do need...Uh...Whatever vitamin it is that the sun gives you.
But still. It's the sun! Sun = bad!

Meh, I stopped playing now. So frustrating not being able to use your legs! Grr.
i speak the truth woman
im just trying to lead u away from the shadows on the wall to the outside
Indeed.

k, well, it's 4:30, and I need to wake up to go to church in the morning. I'mma go, ttyl.
i also saw chicken run and nemo

by the way
in babe the chickens are friends to babe and help he pursue his dream of herding sheep
i just dont care cause this is really unpersonal

if u meet me in the objective world u would think im weird and stay away




oh yea
im number100 yet again
well then

fish and chickens do have feelings
then
ever heard of the chicken that lived for 20years with its head cut off
yea the farmer fed it cornmeal thur the neck
weird
that much desire to live proves chickens have souls


oh yea breaking 100 yet again

oh yea









sad really
what the hell does this mean?
"rnt u speshul"
im not what one would call computer suave
suave
adj

1. Said of someone, especially a man, or their manner, attitude, etc: polite, charming and sophisticated, especially in an insincere way.

Thesaurus: sophisticated, cultured, pleasant, urbane, affable, charming, gracious, polite, unctuous, bland; Antonym: crude.
2. loosely
Smart and fashionable.



God she needs to go to school more
Well, I took my razor that I used to shave off my caluses (I'm a gymnast and it doesn't help your hands much) and I just did a little mini cut that barely even got blood to the top. That was interesting. So ... yeah. I didn't have anything else interesting to say at the moment, so I figured I would mention it.

You probably didn't need or want a long comment like this, huh? Oh well. --bye--
what do u listen to?
what are ur intrestess?

do u like the modern world?
tell me more about yourself...
why isnt this modern world for u

when would u have liked to live
im lost
what do u mean?
so.........................?

will u?
lol, yeah, sorry. I had a kick-ass ski trip today. So I went to bed early last night (I was gonna just do an all nighter, but I did that saturday night, and I couldnt' consume enough pop to keep me awake through sunday night)
And I was out all day snowboarding! Weee.
I think today calls for a new diary entry. =)
lol, it'll take me more than 3 hours to write the entry. =P
Yeah, I guess you coujld say snowboarding is like skate boarding.
Except that you're strapped onto a board, and shoved down a hill.
"Stopping = Tuck and roll motha fucka!"
=P
You haev a lot more control on a snowboard. Except you can't just bail. You can't draw blood (=(), and you can't go wherever you want. (Can only go downhill)
Damnit, I forgot about our little conversation. =P

6 pages eh? Woah.
lmao, I'm sorry. My friend distracted me.
"Here's the layout for the news system. Go build it."
"But...But-but...Jen..."
"Do it! *cocks gun*"
So anyway, any good e-mails?
ooh thankz 4 sharing that with me jen jen!!.. haha oh ur SOO RAD :P .. i wish i waz az kool as yoo!!


i had to walk home from skool in the rain :'( .. awww

[Anonymous]
will u marry
me?
really!



oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


im so happy

i always wanted to get married young

on our honeymoon
i have something special
to give u
i would never

remenber i have values
thank u very much
i happy that ur waiting on me because
i alway waited on u after i left a comment




weird

the honeymoon would be at the amazon river
us sweating in the hot humid air under mosquitos net siting on a bare bed
i would give u myself
of course
silly
what else?
im a virgin
thats what the net is for
and bug spray

oh yea
sexy
very classy

so would u have anything to give me
on that special night?
really

thats ok




could i ask some questions?
?
?
?




i would like to know my wife better
k

how old were u

how did u feel
afterwards

what influenced u in makeing that decison
how did u feel afterward
not like right after

14

wow

do u get from it what u wanted


are u the same person now
that u were when u were 14
i didnt mean that
i meant in ur head

what did u want from it?


it is
alot of people have told me after i get my first taste
i would want it more than i already do
hard to believe
what made u think u were ready?
i think im ready
but not sure if it will be worth it
so im not sure if im ready

so u have sex because u want more than sex?
weird

so what does love mean to u?
im so sorry
i sorry that it happened
thats hard stuff there




is love sex?







again
sorry

but thats some fuck shit
your nice
your fun talking to u
it just
sucks that u had to go through that

im sorry
the world should be better


i dont know what love is?


what is it?
twice
ok this makes me sad
DAMNit if any thing
Dont blame ur self
just dont
no more im sorry for bringing this up
































i like your picture of love
but would it be like that for 50 years
good nite

talk to u later
hahah yea I think im getting th hang of it! hopefully i have one more thing i still have to wrk out I wanna make the top pretty and add pics and write things for like my header so if you could lv me a comment letting me kno how that would be amazing

* Danielle *
[Anonymous]