Love Always, Mandy

SIDE NOTE BEFORE I START MY ENTRY: Mandy Moore is the trendsetter of our generation... and here are the reasons why: 1)she sported the faux hawk in the "in my pocket" video back in 2001 and people now are just getting the hint that the faux hawk is where it's at... for example, all the females on RW Austin. 2)in 1999, Mandy wore a half sweater that only covers your boobs thing in her "so real" video. i can't go to school one day without seeing at least 572309845298374598713495 girls wearing that. 3) our prediction (sara's and i) is that the short in the front/long in the back skirt will be the next big thing. total rave... every chick from texas to california to fucking montana is going to be wearing this skirt dillio. **You best watch. It will be, bitches. Now we have reasons why Mandy Moore is the shit and 1/2: 1)she's the only pop princess from the late 90s that I still have respect for. 2) she's kinda chubby... those cute chubbilicious cheeks, lips, hips, and oh my god those thighs! it's wondermas cuz she's beautiful, not rail thin, and looks wonderful without makeup. 3) she has great hair... sure it's vain, but we think her hair is fucking... better than jessica simpson's, ashlee simpson's, definitely better than britney spears' (cuz OMFG... shower, much?) and it's beautiful any color, any cut. 4) she has a beautiful voice. period. when she was blonde, it was extremely soprano and sweet sounding... but now that she's edgy and has dark hair, she has developed a slightly raspy but totally sexy voice. 5)great teeth... and i'm hard to impress. 6) she's a great actress. britney and jessica ain't got shit on mandy's movies... really they ain't got shit on anyone's movies.. including "near death" a horrible b horror movie made by college students with a $100 budget. 7)she's so sweet. she's a great role model for younger girls... you never hear rumors about mandy moore being a bitch and/or a diva. cuz she's not.. she's genuinely cool. you can't escape it. 8) last but certainly not least... she really has the white girl can't dance but still looks really cute when she tries thing down. she kinda sways from side to side like she's a cute little girl. awww.. it's real cute. and according to sara... she's fucking perfect. sara wants to be MANDY MOORE. then she can marry andy roddick and be rich. cuz he's a hott tennis player. i hope you enjoyed this excerpt from sara and me's sleepover. mandy moore is a big part of it.. and i wanted to document that. hahahaha. i got a job! at hollywood video! mucho excitement! be back later with details.
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