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*gasp*! an entry within two days of each other?! now that's unheard of from miss julie. but it is true. i'm waiting for the rain to stop so i don't get completely drenched and ultimately contract pneumonia from walking to my car. bah... i am tired. last night at around 11, me and sara decided to go clubbing just to reap the benefits of a free month of tanning. we were seriously planning to be home at midnight cuz i have an 8 AM class today and sara wasn't in a good mood and didn't fully feel like dancing. so we're chillin, i'm dancing cuz i feel like if there's a hard enough bass that anyone can dance anywhere regardless of how they look or who's watching. sara gets hit on and asked to dance and she's like... "eh, no?" and i'm like "yeah, no." i feel like i should have been more butch so guys would stop checking her out and asking her to dance. then finally when we were about to give up on the free tans, i was like i need to dance on the floor at least to one song and she goes with me and i'm getting down like no other and she's shaking her little hips. the song ends, then what do ya know? it's 'my humps'... only sara's favorite shake your ass song in the entire universe so she starts majorly getting into the dancing and i'm just shakin' my ass and being the cute little mexican me. then, becuz of the gay ass club we're at... they have to play like 4 country songs. me and sara leave the floor and get hit on my albanian guys. interesting... i was asked to go have a drink in his room after the club. i was like a) i have a boyfriend b) i have a 8 AM class c) wtf is your name?. all in all, a very interesting night. i saw titties too during the bikini contest. not great... very fake... and you could see lumps and she had cellulite. BUT... WE GOT OUR FREE TANS. so all is well. i hope you can understand the really long uncomprehensible, run-on sentences. they were made just for youuuuuuu. <33
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HEY WHATS UP !!!!!!
you should talk to me on aim yup
hey, chiquita. been on vacation. sorry i haven’t stopped by here in a while. i’ve missed sexy little mexican julie. -matt
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