Ye-ah! I'm done with school for the summer and I am very, very, very fucking excited about it. But... I quit my job at Hollywood. Therefore, I have nothing productive to do for three months. My mom told me I could get by without having a job, but I'm going fucking crazy. I need something to do, besides watch TV, have sex and sleep. It can't be healthy. Austin's been working constantly. Always at work with those fucking whores. They're not whores, I'm overreacting I know. But honestly, how would it make you feel to look at your future husband's myspace and see that everyday he has at least 4 new comments from 3 different girls that he works with. One of which has a child, one of which is dating another guy who works there but is intensely trashy and the last one, an insanely hott and delightfully underage girl with big brown eyes and nice petite body? NOT VERY FUCKING HAPPY. This does remind me of when he was getting mad at all of the different guys who left me messages and comments not too long ago. But NEWSFLASH! I don't have friends that are male and straight anymore. And yes that was a conscious decision. It's impossible to be "just friends" with a straight guy who's single and not expect there to be some sort of physical attraction going on. Becuz at the end of the day, we're animals and we like to fuck. So... I do sound like the psycho girlfriend right? I do sound like a complete hypocrite, right? He has a right to be friends with whatever slutbags he wants to be friends with, right? I know the tactics of girls. Even the ones who have boyfriends. You become friends with a guy when you have a boyfriend or even when you're in a single period. You talk a lot, usually online and mostly about your problems. Once things start going awry in your present relationship, you call up "guy friend" and start depending on him to keep you happy. He becomes your Back-up Guy. This may or may not have been your mission in the beginning but that's what it is now. So what do you do when he already has a girlfriend of 2 years? You can't let that bitch keep him on a short leash and take away the one thing keeping you sane right now. So you seduce. And it usually works cuz men think with their penises. After a few good blowjobs and some groping, he'll dump his girl for you. His new love. Now you're stuck with a guy who thinks he loves you or someone who just wants to fuck you all the time and you didn't really want that- you kind of just wanted someone to talk to... and you dump him. You ruined his life, his ex-girlfriend's life and probably your life as well, becuz now you're an uber-slut. Isn't that awesome??!! I know this, becuz I've done it. And I perfected it. These girls have no idea what's coming their way.