...Josh has a sick, sick mind. Yesterday I went to the Drama intensive's performance. Josh had four different skits to do (one of which was just the introduction.) So When he went up to introduct his first performance (he played the piano for three different songs) he was talking about each different piece. Right before he began, he slipped up and said "The last to penises will be on the CD that you can buy in the lobby." It was the worst thing he could've done! It was fucking hilarious! And the fact that he's gay doesn't help at all.... Then, a couple songs later, he was resighting a "poem" that he wrote, about what he and his girlfriends did at the library. They asked the manager of the children's section if they had any Playboy magazines! It was outrageous! So Josh's mind is stuck in the gutter.... On his last performance, they were doing the SNL skit "Stalk Talk." He was Brian. He said that when he was stalking his ex-girlfriend, "the Hag," he'd followed her to her "evil voodoo tennis instructor's" house. He waited in the bushes until he got bored. So he started making noises like a bear. Soon the tennis instructor ran out of the house, trying to attack him. He said that the cops caught him after 16 blocks. The talk show host asked him if they arrested him for tresspassing, and he said, "That, and I was nude." It was so incredibly funny watching him up there. I wasn't even sure if he REALIZED there were parents there! Okay sorry to have bored you with that. I just thought it was hilarious. I think you all would've thought it was funnier if you'd seen it.... Alright. So nothing else is happening. I'm going out to lunch with Baliegh and her mom soon. *sigh* I don't feel like leaving the house. It's an inservice day, I'm supposed to be sleeping! But I do wanna see Baliegh. She's moving this summer. It sucks. Okay I'll write again later, let you know how lunch went (if SitD isn't being a fucker still when I get back). TTFN *** I have one thing to say: Lunch with the 'rents sucks.