I think Jess is gonna join the army. She got a letter from the army and she was talking about how she was waiting for it for a long time. I want to join the army too, but it'd be weird knowing that she's shooting some guy's brains out while I'm college. My mom looked all worried while Jess was talking about it. I think it's cool though. I just hope she joins AFTER Bush is put out of office. Then she wouldn't be defending the bastard. Anyway. Billy is SUCH A DUMBASS STONER!!!!!!! Laura, Chelsea, Katie and I were outside watching Tweek run a race, and Billy came up and stood in front of us for (what felt like) an hour. We ignored him 'cause he's an idiot, but he started to bug me after he stared at me for EVER. So I asked him what was wrong, and he called Katie a fag. Real original. So I started to ignore him again, and he kept calling Katie dumbass shit that only stoners or TRUELY BRAINDEAD people would say. I asked him if he actually thought that his insults were intelligent, and he asked me if I actually thought that I was anything more than a retard... What the fuck? Then he tried to take off my shoe, and I kicked him in the nuts. He's such a freak. His pupils were dialated and he had bags under his eyes. Loser. TTFN