today was full of school gathering in the gym. the first was a basket ball turnament were we got to see just how cool the guys looked, all sweaty and gropping the ball. and then how the girls looked kind of unquardinated. i was in teh corner of the bleachers sitting between annas legs. then we had the march of dimes, a lovley foundation helping premature babies...and inadvertentley suppling me with y future breakfest. i mange upon les enfants and lastley, the school talent show....or perhaps better named the school lack-of-talent show. i was between allies legs this time, on the bleachers. every one eather sung out of key to a horid song (britney spears, hilary duff)...or got up and did a sluttie dance. rtms talent show- congregation of future strippers. well yes, my life has been fairley boring and i just wrote an entire entry about school. *slaps self* so here is a side note about my kids....actually y not just give the whole story for those out there who dont know about my son. THOMAS!!! anna and i actually have a son together. it began in the summer of last year when she jumped a fence and sacrificed my pants to retreave this baseball. we fell in love with him, disinfected him, and named him. he was with us for about 6 months. in which we have him a new look, ocupation, and gender, almost dailey. however, some demonic children named christoph and stephen stole him, sawed him in half, and then burnt him to a crisp. anyone who has ever had a child will know how i feel. it was horrifing the next day when he was brought to me in a sandwich bag, and smelling a tad bit like a burnt reefer. but good news, yesterday he was reincarnated and the cycle has begun again.