OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my god i am so fucking drunk you dont ee nk ow the half of it. I can't even gegin to descrig ehow dirunk i am. like, i was drjnk a coup elmonts ago, but it defintely wans't this tbad. Oh, shit. I am reallly really relay lly raelly really relaly la=ellay realy really really really reaylly drunk. Llike ,i dont even know what the fuckign kim talkng about man! god, lke i can't fuckign type. they keys are o goddan far apart. My stomach hurt.s God I'm like afraid to go to bed man. I'm freaked out. What if I die in msyele? god ive never had this much ti drink man. I'm freaking ou. I dnot waht to do. God fucking christ on a cracker. I'm fucking wasted I don't even reamember how to berathe> DYSLEXIA OF THE DRUNKENNNNNNNNN I'm bored and i called john and it was bad bc hes my ex and i just got all of my feeligns aout and i know he awst weirded out by it all. and i even talked to BRIANNNNNNNN who i haven't talked to in a month. I need to go make myself puke. I'm to fucking drunk to handle this. what the fuck am i doing? i odnt know, i donwder how many storeis ive told tonight I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DISORIENTED. I LOVE BEING DRUNK. I WIHS I HAD OSMEONWERE TO GO. IM COL ONW. GREAT. DRUNK. FRIDAY NIGHT. NOWEHRE TO GO NIO FIRENDS. AHHHHHHHHH what his this purbose of wine? it doesn't staste good and it doesn't get you drunk, ceraitnly not. blahhhhhhhh drnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk drnk drnk drunk haha razyyyyyyyy gisd u gave nt gad bi tge abke abd u cab; nie giiiiiiiiiid in si drybj un scared