Fuck, there is no way i will be able to steal those shoes, even though i planned it down to the last millisecond.
1. i dont have a ride. Yes, i planned EVERYTHING but the ride. spiffy.
2. i lost some of my accomplices so it would have basically been 2 people, adn that would be harder to get away with.
3. someone informed me that you have to ask to actually get a box of shoes. That's fucking gay.
So FUCK
- MALL SECURITY
- GODDAMN SHOES THAT COST SO MUCH THEY COULD FEED A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY
- FUCKING PEOPLE WITH MORALS
- FUCKING CATHOLISISM
- those god damn ditzy girls who ALWAYS have to tell me every single little word they exchange with their crush
- those god damn FUCKING annoying pathetic nerds who think they are fucking friends with me! Just want to slam them to a locker and say GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FAGGOT
- god damn FUCKING kids who keep stealing my reefer thomas
- the fucking losers who are trying to charge me 7 bux extra for the blink concert
- The fuckign school administrators!
- FUCKING DORKS who PRETEND to go to 'heavy metal vomit parties' and tried otu for cheerleading three years ago!
- FUCKING LAWS
- ALL FUCKING CARBON BASED LIFE FORMS IN GENERAL
- CANADA!
i am FUCKING MAD as you can tell.
I see fuck is an everyday word for you. More like, every other word. But its all good.
Good luck shoplifting. Everyones been doing it lately. I really don't have to the balls to.