oy. I have officially been in the principals office for a full school day in the last 2 weeks.
today, the fucking principal took up me and anna [xbloodxfeederx]'s notebook and read it. In there, lets see. I had a list of my top 10 favorite serial killers. Every other word was fuck, cunt, or mother lickign cum guzzler. Yeah. Then, of course, me being the wonderful retard, i went otu of my way to make fun of this pathetic loser named Tommy Champayne, so I decide to pretend to be him and kept a pretend diary. So it went sort of like this-
Dear diary,
today i went to spencers wiht my parents, but momy and dady got distracted and went into the backroom. they were gigglign alot, so i tried to see what was so funny, but they closed the door. teh cashier gave me a sad look and told me i could have whatever i wanted in teh store for free, so i took this thing claled a condom because i thought it said cookie. It's really bumpy. i think i'm going to brush my teeth with it.
love, tommy.
And she fucking made me initial eveyr single one of those that i wrote. Then she read them out loud to me.
Dickmark- "they were giggling alot.... brush my teeth with it". what does that mean?
Me- sex.
Dickmark-
*leans over grabs my arm, looks at my scars* waht does that say?
me- f. u. c. k.
then she thought i was a lesbian because we have a list of groping methods in there. The entire thing was laced with sexual comments and completely violent suggestions, so she read it all outloud to me. Then she told me i need to "straight"en up and do some good things. She also told me i need counseling.
i wonder where i've heard that before. So, ladies and gentlemen, this brings the grand total of time me and anna have spent in the office together up to 19 hours.
its kind of an inside joke
that entire situation sounds not only intensly comical but fucking hilarious.
not the fact that you got busted of course, but getting caught has to be one of the best/worst feelings in the world.
i hope you laugh each time you think about how nuts that principal thinks you probably are.
the diary i imagine is priceless even though i know not this tommy kid.
you are indeed entertainment.
rockonandrockwell.
-k
-k
the next time you get called in there [which im sure there will be a next time.. lol] you should totally mess with her. you know, really make her thing you are a lesbian... haha.
-k-