[44] school dance + me = parents wet dream

I somehow got myself tangled up with these people who are completely giddy about the end of the year formal. So now i have to go because i haven't gone to a dance since 2 years ago. The flaws in this plan: A. I dont think i own a dress. B. i dont want to go. C. i will probably end up loitering in the parking lot, then be arrested for trying to start a bonfire on school property. D. I will have to mingle with the same sort of people i make fun of for going to events like these. E. i will have to witness everyone being decent and gross and mushy with their stupid boyfriends F. i will have to resist the urge to kill everyone immediately. So yeah.
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Are you a lesbian or something?
Or... do you just not want one, or I'm really missing something.
NO OFFENsE
--saladinsnake
[Anonymous]
one=boyfriend (my mistake)
---saladinsnake
[Anonymous]
I hate seeing people kissing in the hallways and stuff. I just want to say to them "hey hey hey now, if you're gonna do that the fee is $50 paid in cash to me, oh and by the way go fall off a cliff, thank you for your time."
I would only do that if I had a group of 6 ft. tall black guys, or the mafia standing behind meh and they would stare the couple down.
--saladinsnake
[Anonymous]
good luck with that
When is that damned formal you have to go to?
Oh, and do you have AIM?
If so, whats your s/n?
-saladinsnake
[Anonymous]
[Anonymous]
he is?? damn him!!
-laura
[Anonymous]