[57] haha imf fuking drnk

by bloodmortica
bam bitches!!! i am so fucking druNK!!! i just had 8 shots of liquort and 2 shots of 52% chinese liquor.. hoply shit!! this is great!! i jsut told brian that ilove him.. my pretty princess. ik dont think im drunk, jstu a tad drunk anna just told me there is a hobo livign in my toilet. HOLY SHIT!! IM SO DURNK!! no im jsut a tad b uzed. i was naked a couple minutes ago, i dont know how atht happened!!! duee this is fuckign awesome!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! jholy shit, im going to die soon the period ic table fo elemnts is my new fucking best friend holy shit theres a hobo living in myh toilet?!!! that sTERRIBLE!! he needs to werar no eh?! i love you all!!
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maybe a bit drunker than you think... lol, hehehe. Ya I read your friend's diary about you being drunk. Man... that's awesome, hahaha. Just hopefully you don't tell anyone about the toilet hobo... they might think you're crazy, hahaha. CRAZY. no i'm not crazy.
[Anonymous]
haha! thats cool. better go get that hobo a towel before he drowns in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥ Nicole!
lol.. yea.. i was really giggly too!! lol.
well first of all, you're welcome...tear ducts are pretty sexy although i'm still investigating on whether or not they're actual glands...

second of all, congratulations on not only typing while intoxicating, but being momentarily naked as well.

third of all...hobo's are nasty creatures, flush twice if he doesn't leave...then get the RAID out...

rockonandoutmortica