yeah, so its mothers day. I had to get up at 7:30 and stumble to the nearest kroger in green sweatpants and a jr. beta shirt. imagine that. didn't even get a chance to brush my teeth, so i still reek of liquor. yes, ladies and gentlemen, i finally drank for the first time since.. a couple weeks ago. a lot of weeks ago, in fact. i took maybe 1 1/2 shots of 53% liquor, and didn't even get that nice fuzzy feeling. i can't do anything right. i can't even drink right. dude i STINK. yeah. so then we went to our new house to disinfect because we are all freaks, and i fell asleep on the floor for 4 hours. my sister then sent my killer dog in to step all over my face. she weighs half as much as i do. rawr hate mondays. have accomplished nothing so far.