EMO Do you enjoy depressing music? More than anything on this miserable planet. What makes you sigh? Relief. How many hours a day, on average, do you spend feeling sorry for yourself? It is constant. Three or four hours, exclusively, but 24 in all. Who or what always brings you down? Nearly everything. Do you wear glasses? Yes, black-rimmed ones. What frightens you? The prospect of being alone. Do you wear sweaters all the time? Yes, I have no other clothes. What makes you tick? Remnants of the life I try to cling to. How many times has your heart been broken? Never, it's just been chipped away at slowly throughout my life. What do you think of Dashboard Confessional? The music and vocals are pretty, the lyrics are good, but often so impertinent to my empty, loveless life. PUNK Tell me about that time you broke that law! Oh, probably today, doing something or other. Everything's illegal nowadays. What or who pisses you off? Good Americans, the French, republicans, males, people of all races, whiny bitches like me, my friends being suicidal, my mom being alcoholic, my dad being a chimo, my grandma, existence in general... Would you rather date a sissy or a homebody? I'm not quite sure what a homebody is... If it's someone who sits around at home all the time, I'm all for it. Sissies aren't too bad, as long as they don't go telling their mom on you... *rants* Sex or drugs or breaking stuff? Breaking stuff. Drugs are bad for you. I don't mind sex, but I don't have anyone to do it with... The Clash or The Ramones? Both bands in my mind are completely okay, but neither one really had that much to say. What do you think about Anarchy? It is how the world always should be, but never can be. See "happiness" Tell me about a prank you played! Pranks are for amateurs. Do you do things that are "bad for your body"? I do things that are potentially bad for my body, like sneaking out at night when I could be attacked by a murderous fiend. But I'll take my chances on that one. How many times have/were you kicked out of that place? What place? I got kicked out of QFC once, because I tried to carry something in my pocket. Fucking assholes. Are you in trouble all the time? I don't get caught. GOTH Do you want to die? Of course. What do you think about graveyards? I want to live in one. Do you write poetry often? Constantly. How much black clothing do you own? As much as possible... Not enough, there is always room for more... What type of makeup do you wear? None, but sometimes on weekends I gothify myself with black and red sharpies because I can't afford real makeup. What do you think about pain? It can be useful or entertaining at times... Masochism or sadism? Sado-masochism, anyone? How do you feel about the rest of the world? It's full of so much horror and pain... But I'm too lazy and inept to make it any better. Do you cry often? I am always crying. I have just run out of tears. What do you think about vampires? If I was one, it would explain a lot of things... METAL How messy are you in general? I've lost people in my bedroom, I can hear them crying for help at night... Do you bang your head on things repeatedly? Too much for my own good, and I do it unconsciously, too. What do you think of mullets? I wish all my enemies had them. When did you start drinking alchohol? A couple weeks ago. I stopped though, because there's really no point. Do you go to concerts often? I can't afford the fucking tickets. Fucking ticketmaster. What bands rock your pants off? I'm too busy headbanging to undo my belt. What do you think about violence? This also can be useful or entertaining at times. Who or what makes you homicidal? Seeing how much everybody wants to die. They really want it... I just want to give them what they want... Worship Satan or practice black magic? No. Black magic always backfires on me, so I stopped. How wild are you in general? I'm too lazy to be wild. GRUNGE Are you wearing any clean clothes right now? Ufortunately, yes, as my grandma made me shower and change this morning for the first time in a week. I lost the beginnings of dreadlocks I had. Sad. How often do you do the laundry? Never, if I can help it. Do you wear flannel shirts a lot? My biggest flaw is that I don't have any. Followed by my laziness and taking things for granted. When was the last time you showered? Before today? About a week ago. Do you speak clearly? I try to, the third or fourth time, so I won't have to repeat myself anymore. Are you a lazy person? Hell yes. I am more still and useless than many plants I know. Do you play any instruments? Just piano, guitar, flute, bassoon, harmonica, and recorder. Does MIDI count? Mostly guitar, though. Oh, and I sing. Who or what do you rant about a lot? Everything, all the time. Empathy or Sympathy? Empathy kills. But it's my personal choice. What do you think about Nirvana? They grow on you, like a fungus. INDIE What makes you different from the rest of them? I care and I'm not too shy to show it... Just too fucking lazy. Who or what makes you bitter? My grandmother's shitty attitude on life, the fact that I take after her. What was the last big decision you made? Not to kill myself. For the time being, anyway. Are you a happy-go-lucky type of person? That's directly proportional to the amount of caffeine I've had in the last 4 hours. At the moment, fuck no. What do you think about conformity? It's what morons do. Duh. How hard do you work to get what you want? I don't. I sit on my ass and hope it just comes to me. What do you resent? My grandmother. Why might some people consider you to be an asshole? Nothing's ever good enough for me. I get it from my grandmother. I hate her. Do you trust others? Sometimes too much. Are you a loyal friend? More than you will ever know. RAP Do you live in the ghetto? No, I live in a shitty, beaten-down house in the suburbs, where I piss and moan about my digital cable and DSL not being good enough. So fucking kill me. Have you ever even held a gun before? Yes. There is one in my closet right now, and I might eventually use it to kill myself. If I'm so inclined. How much bling do you own? None, I'm too poor. Besides, most jewelry is fucking ugly. Especially gold. Would you rather have your best friend be a wangsta or a wigga? If my best friend was either of these things, you would be hearing of a murder-suicide in the Seattle area pretty soon... Would you rather be bustin' caps or rollin' joints? Neither. But I would rather enjoy shooting a gun repeatedly. Big butts or big boobs? Neither. I wish I could get rid of mine. What's your best pickup line? Hey, want to become my friend and eventually get to a point where we can fuck like no tomorrow? "Fo' Sho" or "Yeah, son"? Neither, I'm not a stupid fuck. What race are most of your friends? Whiter than paper. Ever been to prison? I want to go so bad, I think it would give me valuable life experience. POP Who or what makes you so excited you piss your pants? Getting asked out by anyone, at this point. I'm such a lonely emo, why the hell is this even in the pop category? Prep or Yuppie? Neither. I'd say yuppie, but they're just too fucking happy all the time. How much money do you spend on bad music? Way too much. Fucking bands with their one good song and shitty cd... Well, now I download all my music so I guess it won't bug me anymore... Justin Timberlake or Nick Carter? Justin Timberlake, disemboweled on my floor using the bones extracted from the ribcage of Nick Carter. How many of your friends still listen to NKOTB? What the fuck is NKOTB? Do you like mainstream music? Yeah, mainstream rock. It's bittersweet, though, knowing that such great musicians sold out like that. Do you want to be a pop diva? No. I wanna be a rock star. How many times, on average, do you say "like" in a sentece? About .006 OMIGOD or OMG? Neither, leave your fucking annoying language at the door. Ditsy or just plain stupid? Just plain stupid. Like you.