My weekend was pretty much awesome. Brittany came over to my moms for the weekend and we had the best time.
LMFAO. We were at the rec room in the apartments watching Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas while my mom and sister were at the pool outside of it. Me and Brittany had to go to the bathroom but we went outside to talk to my mom first.
When we were leaving the conversation was like this.
Miranda: Where are you guys going?
Me: TO KISS!!
..lmfao. I didn't even realize what I'd said until my mom was like 'what the hell!?'
hahahah Cuz I was trying to tell my sister to kiss my ass but I forgot halfway through so I just stopped talking...lmao.
Some scary guy came up to me and Brittany in the store today too and asked me my name and then he asked me for my number and it was really scary. We ran and told my mom and she went and talked to the guy...which was really fucking embarrassing lmao. The guy was probably like 26 though.
Gross.
Oh yeah and we went bowling last night and our names on the screen were as follows
Maray-ray (Miranda)
Wenday-day (Wendi/my mom)
Tanay-nay (Brittany)
Shanay-nay (me...lmao)
It was hilarious. We played on bumpers too and I still came in last place with like 73 points. My sister came in first with 120. lmao. I suck!!
GOSH we had a really funny time. I'll let you guys see our wicked cool pictures now.
ME AND BRITTANY HAVE BONERS!!! ahahah.
..Yes. We do have black balls in between our legs.
Uhm yeah. We're neat. Like our gloves? They rock.
I don't want to fuck her. I promise. lmfao.
She's making out with her fish. hahhaha how great.
She's so much cooler than you'll ever be.
LMFAO SHE SPANKED ME WITH A PADDLE WHEN WE WERE IN GOODWILL AND I SAID 'IYEEE' lmfao.
God that was funny. Too bad stupid guys were staring at us and being perverted everywhere we went ::gags::
I'm sure I'll remember more...But I really need to go listen to Dirty Rap Songs by afroman now...lmfao.
I love you Damien! I had a weird dream last night but I can't really remember what it was. You gave me a ring though and it was way cool, haha. Happy one month to us!! Even though it's actually been longer than that...ya know? :)
-Michelle
ME AND BRITTANY HAVE BONERS!!! ahahah.
..Yes. We do have black balls in between our legs.
Uhm yeah. We're neat. Like our gloves? They rock.
I don't want to fuck her. I promise. lmfao.
She's making out with her fish. hahhaha how great.
She's so much cooler than you'll ever be.
LMFAO SHE SPANKED ME WITH A PADDLE WHEN WE WERE IN GOODWILL AND I SAID 'IYEEE' lmfao.
God that was funny. Too bad stupid guys were staring at us and being perverted everywhere we went ::gags::
I'm sure I'll remember more...But I really need to go listen to Dirty Rap Songs by afroman now...lmfao.
I love you Damien! I had a weird dream last night but I can't really remember what it was. You gave me a ring though and it was way cool, haha. Happy one month to us!! Even though it's actually been longer than that...ya know? :)
-Michelle
:the good times: lol