Yeah, so I was bored yesterday,and I got to thinking about the guys I've gone out with, and I came up with these personal statistics.
75% of all the guys I've gone out with have broken up with me at least once.
75/100% of all the guys I've gone out with have done so only because of my boobs.
75% of the guys I've gone out with decide to totally avoid me when they don't like me anymore, rather than just breaking it off with me.
100% of the guys I've gone out with told me that they loved me.
Only 50% of them ever meant it.
50% of the guys I've split up with wanted to be friends with benefits after everything.
I've gone out with 75% of my past boyfriends at least twice.
I forgot to tell you.
Guys kinda suck.
Not all of them. Some of them are way sweet.