Our BIBLE!!

by hugsandwishes on December 31st 2005, 12:00AM

Me and Brittany have decided to live by these words as if they are our bible. Yes...ladies and gentlmen... Jenna Jameson is god. I know about sex the way somepeople know about music or computers. It's my livelihood. While women in other professions talk about the interest rate or comp cards, we talk about shaving pubic hair( using Neosporin instead of shaving gel it helps reduce shaving bumps) and getting menstrual blood out of my panties (try using hydrogen peroxide)But what women ask me about most often is how to give a good blow job. If a girl want to keep a man in her life she can read The Rules, or she can learn how to give killer head a man will never forget. So unlike the previous set of commandments, these are for female readers-or for male readers to give their girlfriends 1.Thou shalt make eye contact: when your going down on him keep your hair out of your face and look up at him with big doe eyes. Make sure that your always giving him a good show in bed because men as we all know are turned on by visuals 2. Thou shall start slow. begin by slowly licking the putting your mouth around it, and finally after 10 mins, start massaging the base with your hand. But be forewarned once you're using your hand and mouth at the sametime alot of guys will come quickly and the fun's over 3. Thou shall use thy hands wisely.n addition to stroking him, try licking his balls a little. Two handed stroking, especailly if both hands are twisting in different dicrections in rhythem, is a nice treat, but it can send him over the edge too quickly. Keep in mind that if your feeling too much friction, your doing it wrong. Back off and use lubrication if necessary. 4. Thou shall spit before swallowing. not only does spit help reduce friction and provide natural lubricant, buts it's also sexy for him. The way to get good consistency in your spit is to deep throat. The farther down your throat, the spit comes from, the thicker it is 5.Thou shalt watch him spank. Most guys dont just piston up and down. If you watch him masturbate, you'll know exactly what he likes. Usally, there's a swoop in his motion. Imagine how you like to be played with (LMFAO) and treat him with a little twist to you wrist. 6. Thou shalt use thine tongue. While he is in your mouth, stick your tounge out as far as it will go. Then wiggle your tounge on the underside of his shaft. it may make you gag at first, but your partner will be using the lord's name in vain within seconds. [to be continued]

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