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So I have a physics test in an hour but you know what? I'm not worried about studying because I have enough knowledge to pass and that's all I need. Because missionaries don't need no basic knowledge of physics.
So today, I was super tired at work and so when I left early to come home and study for an hour or two for physics, I drank this frappicino that I bought on Sunday, knowing I would need the caffeine sometime this week. Well, that moment was most def. today. So I drank it, studied some, sucked some Asian beetles out of my room and into the floor vaccuum (shhhhh) and then went to my molecular biology class. So in my class, we had DNA from 10 different pigs, labeled with letters and what not. So I decided to name all my piglets with names starting with their letters. Since we only had 5 people instead of the usual 7, my professor probably now thinks I'm a freak because I named them and I named Piglet "F" Francisco and I kept saying "Francisco, Francisco, that's a fun name, Francisco" over and over (via Elf, the movie). I swear it was like diarrhea of the mouth and consipation of the brain. But I couldn't help myself, I was jazzed on java. So, in conclusion, no more frappicino for me, especially since I actually hate coffee items because they taste like dirt.
Oh yes, also in DNA class today, we analyzed our own DNA that we took last week (just like in CSI with a mouth swab). And guess who has the freak mutant DNA? Oh, that would be me. In layman's terms, every else only had one band of DNA on the gel and I had 2. I'm a freak. That's right. A mutant. I should join the X-Men and become a superhero mutant although my mutation has no super powers that I've yet to notice. Other than the fact that I can easily fail tests, embarrass myself and grow pimples on my face. I doubt that will save the world, but we will see.
you know you love me ;)
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